weyreypey:

Mynd44 lalasticlala Seun maclatunji.

noobody:
@op,first things first,
I would love to deeply apologise to you for your terrible shipping experience,it is not our wish to see our clients dissatisfied as well,because whenver we see our customers unbox or drop us a good review,its gives us ultimate joy and pleasure..

Back to the issue at hand,i believe i have pleaded with you countless times to please be patient,let the purchase protection expires,but since you insisted you wanted to come air the issue on nairaland,i suggested you do that,so i would have a chancw to explain my self and to explain to nairalanders i have noting to hide,

I am quite positive,before this ugly issue with the person you refered to me,we have had over 2-3 succeful deals which turned out great with absolutely no issues.

And we all know,NOOBODY as a brand on nairaland is a very very legit name on here,with no stains on my name,or record of ever scamming or dupping anyone,and by Gods grace,yours wont be the first and there would never be such case against my name ever and ever

Jung:



Oga come and take samsung S7 to do your business first, so you can rest and Mr. Noobody can rest too. When you get your phone or money back, return my own phone in pristine condition.

That one dey ok? As per na phone be the main issue that is making you lose so much money.

Mustack:


Yes most time customers phone got delivered in less than 3weeks most times. Bus sometime thing go wrong (logistics ISH) and if this happens you have to exercise patient.

MeshachMARTINS:
when did this happen?

Eberejesus111:

You don't understand the thing I'm trying to tell you sir.
noobody said with his lips, it was an agreement, let's put it this way he made me think there would be no logisitic ish or whatever that is. He made me think that it would be as fast as thunder bolt. He made me expectant. As soon as he got the money his behavior changed towards me. So I thought okay maybe I'm disturbing him, that perhaps he'll be the one to call me. But he never did. And he fell out, failed me (the customer) on either giving me the phone quickly after 3 weeks if not my refund would be made quickly. He made me think deeply yesterday.

Christmas that I thought I'll have fun and do things, Now even if I want to go anywhere this present phone isn't reliable, it would switch of on its own.

Secondly right now, my phone cannot do without connecting to the socket to have power because if I just use it like that it blackens out. I don't know what to call this.

Eberejesus111:


Five days or so preceding this. noobody can confirm it. There was even a time a grown up man like me wanted to cry, so he can have compassion on me on the phone but as soon as I call it's either he doesn't pick my call or he quickly says to me on phone "Bros or Of please, I'm busy I'll call you later. "

Before I even began to call him at first I use to chat him on Whatsapp. I'll send a message on my phone through whatsapp and it would take days, if not weeks till I call him.

If not for what my Boss who linked me to him, I would have thought his a fraud (true talk) and perhaps go to church and give my plea to God because I'm the kind of person if I cry to baba God, if the father sees my heart, hmm I don't know what would happen.

So that's why I kept on blessing noobody in my mind, not to cause or transfer the frustration he's giving me to him. So that's it sir

fibonacci2526:



The only mistake like I told you earlier was that you were not told how alixpress works which has proven to be costly. Alixpress shopping is not for the faint hearted, it requires patience and there is zero guarantee that item would land when they are supposed to. Very sorry that your present phone is giving you challenges. Hopefully this is resolved amicably.

fibonacci2526:



The only mistake like I told you earlier was that you were not told how alixpress works which has proven to be costly. Alixpress shopping is not for the faint hearted, it requires patience and there is zero guarantee that item would land when they are supposed to. Very sorry that your present phone is giving you challenges. Hopefully this is resolved amicably.

Mustack:


Ok on behalf of noobody, I say sorry. I have an encounter like that 69k was paid to him. After the 60 days was completed he refund me the money.

He got it wrong by not stating the terms and conditions but hay sorry you'll get your money back.

Sorry once again I feel your pain

Eberejesus111:


Five days or so preceding this. noobody can confirm it. There was even a time a grown up man like me wanted to cry, so he can have compassion on me on the phone but as soon as I call it's either he doesn't pick my call or he quickly says to me on phone "Bros or Of please, I'm busy I'll call you later. "

Before I even began to call him at first I use to chat him on Whatsapp. I'll send a message on my phone through whatsapp and it would take days, if not weeks till I'll give up and call him.

If not for what my Boss who linked me to him, I would have thought his a fraud (true talk) and perhaps go to church and give my plea to God because I'm the kind of person if I cry to baba God, if the father sees my heart, hmm I don't know what would happen.

So that's why I kept on blessing noobody in my mind, not to cause or transfer the frustration he's giving me to him. So that's it sir

I understand you, this is ur first use of aliex, all you need is trust patience and understanding/knowledge of aliexpress, if you don't have full trust on the person about to help u order ur product, then that's harm you will be doing to urself. noobody is well trusted by alot of people here including me, the trust i have for him is on a level that I can make an order of 100k, tip him AND not even ask for the tracking number, just chat him up about if my stuff have landed in post office on 1-2weeks interval and if there is any delay, since I understand aliex already, I can won't be moved. guy see ehn, nobody is legit, the guy get money ( dieeeeee) so no be person 45k go Belleful am, just wait, delays like this happens very well on the 4th quarter of the year due to the festive season, holiday, and shopping overlords, if your phone doesn't land in 18days( aliexpress60days customer protection) as stated by noobody , then u will definitely be refunded.
no vex ehnnn... merry merry qwismas

finalboss:
you have alot of accnts

lilachiever:


Excuse me?

You might wanna go through my posts to know whether this is an alternate account of noobody or not.

Jung:


Lmfao e pain am die.

Shebi you be weyreypey

lilachiever:
I'll vouch for Noobody with my life... you'll get your funds back if phone doesn't arrive after 60 days as per AliEx Policies

careertalks:
Tell him to refund my friend because the guy no longer has any phone. The guy is already begging me to tell Azeez to refund him so that he can buy another phone.

careertalks:
My story might be long but please try and listen to the end. In October, a friend approached me that he wants to buy a phone. I told him about Xiaomi phones and he liked their product after reading reviews online. After our discussion, he asked me to help him to purchase the phone. I searched on nairaland and found “Azeez Olatunji with phone number 07051054953 with username “NOBODY”. He seemed to be a legit seller so I had to introduce him to my friend.

lapazi:
I’m surprised this issue escalated so fast, if you have done your due diligence properly this thread will not be up in the first place.

Noobody is a legit dealer on this platform.
What is 45k,

I’m pretty sure he has opened a claims/dispute with Ali express and this will be sorted out!