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| Hey! by Nicols(op): 3:11pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
E get this particular restaurant wey I dey chop for VI, e get one oyinbo wey dey always com chop there too. Any time dis oyinbo chop finish he go shout "HEY", so I wonder wetin dey make am shout, I decide to chop wetin the oyinbo dey always chop so I go shout too. When I reach the restaurant last week friday,I order wetin the man dey chop. They tell me say na chicken and red wine, so I chop am, but I no shout, I collect xtra plate, but still I no still shout. Na then I just vex ask for my bill.The waiter tell me say one plate of chicken na N35,000 & red wine na N25,000 then the extra plate na N20,000 na then I shout heyyyyyyyyyy! heyyyyyyyyyyyy!! heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! |
| Re: Hey! by Dyt(f): 3:53pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Efpmk oooooooooooooooo |
| Re: Hey! by StudioCFR(m): 3:56pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
English please |
| Re: Hey! by Dyt(f): 4:10pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Erin fe pa mi ku ooooooooooo ye mo ge ooooooo mo shubu yakata ye ye ye ye ye |
| Re: Hey! by angelz(f): 4:23pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
e mo wolu o. wahala dey o jigbi jigbi o. @ Studio cfr. duro de mi o mo nbo. |
| Re: Hey! by angelz(f): 4:29pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
come to think of it, na by force make d oyinbo man chop the food? which kain yeye hey him dey shout after he don enjoy himself? he no fit eat anoda food? if na me see dey shout like dat, l go just wosala am. yeye dey smell |
| Re: Hey! by StudioCFR(m): 4:30pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
lol Kilensa'fun? Dyt Ba wo ni o Jo ma shubu o lol |
| Re: Hey! by Dyt(f): 4:58pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Ye ye ye ye ye orimi oooooooo |
| Re: Hey! by StudioCFR(m): 5:02pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Ire akari |
| Re: Hey! by Dyt(f): 5:09pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Wetin u dey do wey ire makari u don tk blue ewedu 2day again abi? BTW i think i miss u still laughin @ d joke coughin |
| Re: Hey! by StudioCFR(m): 5:10pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
u miss me ke? I dey everywhere for nairaland na - lol How u dey dear? |
| Re: Hey! by Dyt(f): 5:15pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Studio oooooooo studio ooooooooo studio ooooooooo studio oooooooooo studio ooooooo meet me in d rm na i don miss dose styles |
| Re: Hey! by StudioCFR(m): 5:20pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
U don cure yo waist pain? |
| Re: Hey! by Dyt(f): 5:23pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Mayb i need it cracked by u its bn a long long long long tym bom bom now dont hesitate 2 give it 2 me meet me in d rm n i mean ryt now *peeps 2 c if d mods r nt arnd,we goin off topic bom bom* laughin @ joke ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho ho egbami oooooooo |
| Re: Hey! by MizCutie(f): 6:13pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
wetin dey make evrybody laf, @poster, sorry e no funny at all, |
| Re: Hey! by liaslo1(m): 7:31pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
;d ;d |
| Re: Hey! by StudioCFR(m): 7:47pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Hey! Dyt No make me rough handle oh If u make my thing vex, na body go tell u by the time i don finish with u. |
| Re: Hey! by Dyt(f): 8:04pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Bring it on bom bom |
| Re: Hey! by EfemenaXY: 8:12pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Nicols:N90,000 for a meal?? Na diamond encrusted cutlery dem use? abeg, e reach to shout jor - make I join them too. . . HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! ![]() ![]() Nice 1 @poster - I like it ![]() |
| Re: Hey! by StudioCFR(m): 9:25pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Hey! Dyt i no dey do the thing with small small pikin dem Cuz na punishable offence - (statutory rape) I'm A law abiding citizen - and as a celebrity, i no want wetin go spoil my image. Papparazy(s) dey follow me anywhere i glo. |
| Re: Hey! by cbase: 10:20pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
good talk. Dyt na pikin oo. Lespect ur cereblity rife oo |
| Re: Hey! by Dyt(f): 10:24pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Can u imagine dat me? A whole me i don suffer o mk una wait 4 me |
| Re: Hey! by cbase: 10:27pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
go comot ur bra jor, come back here and lets see how much u've grown |
| Re: Hey! by Kunbee: 10:28pm On Nov 30, 2010 |
Vi ko marina ni Abi u go chop amala for shitta and iya Kuburu say ur bill na N500 When you order all the pomo wey dey her pot, oniro |
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