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Just Trying. by D1Alergy(m): 2:09am On Dec 01, 2010
This guy goes into a doctor's office. The doctor says, "Oh, Mr. John Doe! We have the results of your test. Do you want the bad news first or the very bad news?" The guy shrugs and says, "Well I guess I'll have the bad news first." "Well the bad news is, you have 24 hours to live," the doctor replies. The man is distraught, "24 hours to live? That's horrible! What could be worse than that? What's the VERY bad news?" The doctor folds his hands and sighs, "The very bad news is, I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."
Re: Just Trying. by Dyt(f): 8:45am On Dec 01, 2010
Faints
Re: Just Trying. by gidson12(m): 2:34pm On Dec 01, 2010
Dyt when u go marry sef angry
Re: Just Trying. by Dyt(f): 2:36pm On Dec 01, 2010
U go marry me?
Re: Just Trying. by lysaa(f): 3:17pm On Dec 01, 2010
Na proposal be that?

Anyways, I still dey do the math of the joke.
Re: Just Trying. by liaslo1(m): 6:09pm On Dec 01, 2010
Kinda Busy, i will check back the Joke
Re: Just Trying. by Kunbee: 10:22pm On Dec 01, 2010
*smh*
Re: Just Trying. by StudioCFR(m): 12:49am On Dec 02, 2010
Still searching for de joke
Re: Just Trying. by HOTsnow(m): 8:40pm On Dec 03, 2010
Liaslo, busy, StuDio dey look for d joke:::Dyte and gidson12 dey toast:::cute Kunbee is jst pissd::::This is a VERY BAD NEWS FOR U @POSTER:::cos pretty Kunbee, Cute Dyte Controversial StuDio & Amiable Gidson12 r neva dulling homosapienS IN DS gARDEN OF nAIRALAND,
STIL EXPECTN EFEMANYXYZ &IDOWUOLOGBO to surface,
*THIS IS hOtSnOW REPORTING FOR 419 tv* cool
Re: Just Trying. by MrBones2(m): 8:47pm On Dec 03, 2010
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Just Trying. by Dyt(f): 9:04pm On Dec 03, 2010
HOTsnow:

Liaslo, busy, StuDio dey look for d joke:::Dyte and gidson12 dey toast:::cute Kunbee is jst pissd::::This is a VERY BAD NEWS FOR U @POSTER:::cos pretty Kunbee, Cute Dyte Controversial StuDio & Amiable Gidson12 r neva dulling homosapienS IN DS gARDEN OF nAIRALAND,
STIL EXPECTN EFEMANYXYZ &IDOWUOLOGBO to surface,
*THIS IS hOtSnOW REPORTING FOR 419 tv* cool


now u rili got me laughin
Re: Just Trying. by Kunbee: 11:35pm On Dec 03, 2010
Who told coleslaw that am cute
Re: Just Trying. by bashydemy(m): 12:09am On Dec 04, 2010
Me sweetie
Re: Just Trying. by Kunbee: 12:11am On Dec 04, 2010
Wetin dey worry you sef??
Re: Just Trying. by EfemenaXY: 2:13am On Dec 04, 2010
HOTsnow:

STIL EXPECTN EFEMANYXYZ &IDOWUOLOGBO to surface,
*THIS IS hOtSnOW REPORTING FOR 419 tv* cool

HOTsnow angry angry

na ma name u dey murder like that??!!
Re: Just Trying. by bashydemy(m): 6:43am On Dec 04, 2010
Kunbee:

Wetin dey worry you sef??
na your roff dey shark me like kahin kahin
Re: Just Trying. by Lolajoy(f): 7:52am On Dec 04, 2010
@poster He ya*sobs* this isn't funny oh! It actually made me cry.
Re: Just Trying. by StudioCFR(m): 10:27am On Dec 04, 2010
@HOTSNOW

controversy is part of human exist*nce.

leave me jor
Re: Just Trying. by HOTsnow(m): 7:28pm On Dec 04, 2010
Kunbee!Kunbee!Kunbee! Coleslaw Indeed:::::Efemanyzx, sorry weneva i type xy, z dey follow, STUDio, yap dats y u r Mr CONTROLoverSea, *continues playn PS 6* cool
Re: Just Trying. by StudioCFR(m): 7:39pm On Dec 04, 2010
Guy i'm good looking - But my ways are so wicked.
No let me catch.

btw, are u ibo?
Re: Just Trying. by Kunbee: 11:45pm On Dec 04, 2010
bashy_demy:

na your roff dey shark me like kahin kahin

i told you am married
Re: Just Trying. by gidson12(m): 8:08am On Dec 19, 2010
Erm, wetin una talk, repeat again

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