At the embassy interview room

Official: how long do u intend to stay in UK?
Yoruba man: iyabo party will take 2days, bayo's naming 4days, wasiu will be playing in manchester that will take 3days pasuma too will be playing in newcastle 2days. Look oga just give me 12days
Official: approved. Next!!!

Hausa man: walaih I greet am for u
Official : how long are u staying in UK?
Hausa man: me I no too hear ram for turachi. make I go, make I see am for oyinbo, make I come back. Give am for 1day. my cow I go die if I too stay.
Official: approved. Next!!!

Ibo man:nna good good good morning
Official : how long do u want to stay in UK?
Ibo man: God bless you my pikin. Agos go do sales July, Tesco April,then I go run enter China buy small market, then go buy some tokunbo cars for Germany, then come back to London for December sales, nna 6month is ok.
Official: approved. Next!!

Warri man: chairman I hail
Official : how long are u staying in UK?
Warri man: who tell u say I wan come back, see wetin Akpos cause now, na him say make I come do am officiall. Kewe go UK, he no use visa, Otos enter UK ,him too no use visa. Look na my fault, if to say I don follow them Efe waka desert, enter Morroco this insult for no come. whether u give me visa or u no give me visa, me I dey enter Europe this year.I go pass Chad, Mali,Libya, Morroco. U think say I no know road nonsense. bye bye

Stale

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As usual