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| Man + Woman by iambaker(f): 2:09am On Dec 03, 2010 |
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Production Dumb Boss + Smart Employee = Promotion Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Overtime A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he needs. A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item that she does not need. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate overnight. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument |
| Re: Man + Woman by StudioCFR(m): 5:23am On Dec 03, 2010 |
Make i laugh? |
| Re: Man + Woman by hbabe(f): 9:42am On Dec 03, 2010 |
Nice insight! More food for thought than joke but nice all the same. |
| Re: Man + Woman by chakula: 3:26pm On Dec 03, 2010 |
Man + Woman= manwomen. |
| Re: Man + Woman by hizeek4real(m): 4:51pm On Dec 03, 2010 |
dis is creativity nd reality yan.
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| Re: Man + Woman by Migines(m): 9:24pm On Dec 04, 2010 |
^^^ nd y z dis picture all up in our faces. |
| Re: Man + Woman by ARareGem(f): 9:54pm On Dec 04, 2010 |
Some comments r true, a few r not. Not funny though.  Na wa for this pic.  |
| Re: Man + Woman by EfemenaXY: 3:46pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
is this some sort of dating thread? |
| Re: Man + Woman by Nobody: 10:58am On Dec 13, 2010 |
WHAT DA F  :oK with da pics  |
| Re: Man + Woman by Nobody: 11:55am On Dec 13, 2010 |
 @ pic >>>>  |
| Re: Man + Woman by bashydemy(m): 3:04pm On Dec 13, 2010 |
Nice one there OP keep it up |
| Re: Man + Woman by StudioCFR(m): 5:44am On Dec 14, 2010 |
I will Thank u for the bad advice |
| Re: Man + Woman by bashydemy(m): 6:16am On Dec 14, 2010 |
what bad here Studio? you are such a stale |
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