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Nigerian Man-woman Conversation by Nobody: 4:14pm On May 19, 2011
Nigerian man : Hey baby, have we met before? You look nice, let me give you a ride.

Nigerian babe - Ha, e seun. Thank you. I don't need a ride.

Nigerian man - Let me give you a ride nau.  Let's talk. I really like you, I want to marry you.

Nigerian babe : Oga, I say I no want. Abi you dey mad? Se ori e ko pe ni? *hisses and walks away*

Nigerian man
: Wetin you dey feel? You wey no dey fine at all. Shakara shakara. You lucky I dey even talk to you. B-oobs wey don fall, azz wey dey flat like pako.





The thing no be by force, you know.
Re: Nigerian Man-woman Conversation by iyatrustee(f): 4:18pm On May 19, 2011
ekiti a gbe a o! maybe this ought to be in jokes section dont you tink smiley smiley smiley smiley
Re: Nigerian Man-woman Conversation by tboy1(m): 4:19pm On May 19, 2011
Depends what car the Nigerian man was driving
Re: Nigerian Man-woman Conversation by r231(m): 4:20pm On May 19, 2011
tboy1:

Depends what car the Nigerian man was driving

true grin
Re: Nigerian Man-woman Conversation by Dsense(m): 4:26pm On May 19, 2011
OP.

Depends on how the man approched her . . . . undecided

tboy1:

Depends what car the Nigerian man was driving

well said grin
Re: Nigerian Man-woman Conversation by 190: 5:53pm On May 19, 2011
Depends on the swag of the man undecided


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Re: Nigerian Man-woman Conversation by Pweety4me(f): 6:48pm On May 19, 2011
Chei! can u imagine? the girl even get time shuorr!but see insult na shocked undecided
Re: Nigerian Man-woman Conversation by HighChief4(m): 7:11pm On May 19, 2011
tboy1:

Depends what car the Nigerian man was driving

Gbam!!!! Though pweetyme can stop for any car sha
Re: Nigerian Man-woman Conversation by oderemo(m): 7:13pm On May 19, 2011
where is the joke//?
ILEKE, this the joke section not politics.

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