A daughter telling her mom shes pregnant.

DAUGHTER: Mom I'm pregnant.
MOM: How could this happen.
DAUGHTER: I don't know mom.
MOM: Well do you know were the father is?
DAUGHTER: I don't know mom, it was a group project.

An archaeologist in Egypt was taking a walk in the town square one morning.
He had to get back to the hotel for a meeting but had forgotten his wristwatch. He was walking by an old man sitting on a low stool by his camel and asked if he knew the time.
The old man slowly reached over and pushed the camel's testicles to one side and then released them, letting them swing to a stop.
"10:27" he said.
The archaeologist was stunned as he had never seen someone tell time like that before. He rushed back to the hotel to find his colleagues and then brought them back to the town square to find the old man.
Having found him again, the archaeologist said, "I will give you this $50 bill if you'll show me how you tell time.
The old man pocketed the $50 bill and said, "OK, kneel down here with me and put your head close to mine. Now swing the camel's testicles out of the way. Now, can you see the clock on that building over there?"

What did the red light say to the green light?
Don't look I'm changing!

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."
The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."
Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"
The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."
The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."
The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."
The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong." So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"
The old man said, "I thought it was gas - but I was wrong, too!"

****Picks a seat at the front row****

wat a Dumb archeologist, kip dem coming poster

The return of Blacksta!

Sha no forget to give me my personal joke.

that last one made me smile, grimly though
not too happy today

^^ awww. . .wetin do you now?

na weekend sha - so sit back and relax

@Blacksta - you don finally arrive

cool jokes man - give us more

Blacksta
Yo intro dey make me laugh

But the joke nearly make me cry

Studio CFR:

Blacksta
Yo intro dey make me laugh

But the joke nearly make me cry

howdy - return of the don Blacksta

lol

Good oh
Welcome back

u never change ;Dc

Ahn ahn nau, Blacksta, you no go reply me ni?

tanimz:

Ahn ahn nau, Blacksta, you no go reply me ni?

how are you - wassup - how bodi and soul

blacksta:

how are you - wassup - how bodi and soul

Yay! He replied me! I dey o.

When you go give me my Christmas joke nau?

u cant afford my jokes

*faints*

if you faint - i go arrange for your burial in Ibo land

blacksta:

u cant afford my jokes

Ahn ahn nau, Blacksta. Why you dey do me like this? You don forget say I be your personal person?

Na u go first sleep inside the coffee to make sure na original

Coffin

Studio CFR:

Na u go first sleep inside the coffee coffin to make sure na original

You don wake up?

Weakling oshi, _{and he calls himself a man. Shior.}

u and my babe na mate oh

Why u no dey respect me?

Studio CFR:

u and my babe na mate oh

Why u no dey respect me?

Men dey open mouth to call "babe", you too dey follow join. I swear, this world don dey spoil small small.

Shior. You and respect. You don't buy respect, you earn it. Get it straight.

You dey waka for road like goat wey dey find food come dey expect royalty like me to dey respect you.

This is a joke thread and not a beer parlour

^^ Oya, reply me nau.

Tanimz na bartender

Studio CFR:

Tanimz na bartender

Fear no dey catch you at all ni? You just open ya mouth wey be like fowl wey wan crow own to call my name - just like that! You well like this so?

tanimz:

^^ Oya, reply me nau.

sorry dear - what was your question

Make yourself happy by talking to me

tanimz:

Ahn ahn nau, Blacksta. Why you dey do me like this? You don forget say I be your personal person?

^^Blacksta, na im be that.

Studio CFR:

Make yourself happy by talking to me

Goat, why I go happy because I dey talk to you? You resemble pessin wey fit make pessin happy?