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2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by blacksta(m): 4:51pm On Dec 03, 2010 |
A daughter telling her mom shes pregnant. DAUGHTER: Mom I'm pregnant. MOM: How could this happen. DAUGHTER: I don't know mom. MOM: Well do you know were the father is? DAUGHTER: I don't know mom, it was a group project. |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by blacksta(m): 4:54pm On Dec 03, 2010 |
An archaeologist in Egypt was taking a walk in the town square one morning. He had to get back to the hotel for a meeting but had forgotten his wristwatch. He was walking by an old man sitting on a low stool by his camel and asked if he knew the time. The old man slowly reached over and pushed the camel's testicles to one side and then released them, letting them swing to a stop. "10:27" he said. The archaeologist was stunned as he had never seen someone tell time like that before. He rushed back to the hotel to find his colleagues and then brought them back to the town square to find the old man. Having found him again, the archaeologist said, "I will give you this $50 bill if you'll show me how you tell time. The old man pocketed the $50 bill and said, "OK, kneel down here with me and put your head close to mine. Now swing the camel's testicles out of the way. Now, can you see the clock on that building over there?" |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by blacksta(m): 4:55pm On Dec 03, 2010 |
What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look I'm changing! |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by blacksta(m): 5:02pm On Dec 03, 2010 |
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that." The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class." Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man. They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?" The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think." The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong." The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong." So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?" The old man said, "I thought it was gas - but I was wrong, too!" |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by MrBones2(m): 8:56pm On Dec 03, 2010 |
****Picks a seat at the front row**** |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by greedie1(f): 11:36pm On Dec 03, 2010 |
wat a Dumb archeologist, kip dem coming poster |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by tanimz(f): 12:23am On Dec 04, 2010 |
The return of Blacksta! Sha no forget to give me my personal joke. |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by Nobody: 12:37am On Dec 04, 2010 |
that last one made me smile, grimly though not too happy today |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by EfemenaXY: 1:45am On Dec 04, 2010 |
^^ awww. . .wetin do you now? na weekend sha - so sit back and relax @Blacksta - you don finally arrive cool jokes man - give us more |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by StudioCFR(m): 9:56am On Dec 04, 2010 |
Blacksta Yo intro dey make me laugh But the joke nearly make me cry |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by blacksta(m): 12:44pm On Dec 04, 2010 |
Studio CFR: howdy - return of the don Blacksta |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by StudioCFR(m): 2:23pm On Dec 04, 2010 |
lol Good oh Welcome back |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by blacksta(m): 2:33pm On Dec 04, 2010 |
u never change ;Dc |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by tanimz(f): 8:24pm On Dec 04, 2010 |
Ahn ahn nau, Blacksta, you no go reply me ni? |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by blacksta(m): 8:37pm On Dec 04, 2010 |
tanimz: how are you - wassup - how bodi and soul |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by tanimz(f): 8:48pm On Dec 04, 2010 |
blacksta: Yay! He replied me! I dey o. When you go give me my Christmas joke nau? |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by blacksta(m): 10:23pm On Dec 04, 2010 |
u cant afford my jokes |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by StudioCFR(m): 11:04pm On Dec 04, 2010 |
*faints* |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by blacksta(m): 11:06pm On Dec 04, 2010 |
if you faint - i go arrange for your burial in Ibo land |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by tanimz(f): 11:07pm On Dec 04, 2010 |
blacksta: Ahn ahn nau, Blacksta. Why you dey do me like this? You don forget say I be your personal person? |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by StudioCFR(m): 11:08pm On Dec 04, 2010 |
Na u go first sleep inside the coffee to make sure na original |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by StudioCFR(m): 11:10pm On Dec 04, 2010 |
Coffin |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by tanimz(f): 11:11pm On Dec 04, 2010 |
Studio CFR: You don wake up? Weakling oshi, and he calls himself a man. Shior. |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by StudioCFR(m): 11:15pm On Dec 04, 2010 |
u and my babe na mate oh Why u no dey respect me? |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by tanimz(f): 11:21pm On Dec 04, 2010 |
Studio CFR: Men dey open mouth to call "babe", you too dey follow join. I swear, this world don dey spoil small small. Shior. You and respect. You don't buy respect, you earn it. Get it straight. You dey waka for road like goat wey dey find food come dey expect royalty like me to dey respect you. |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by blacksta(m): 11:24pm On Dec 04, 2010 |
This is a joke thread and not a beer parlour |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by tanimz(f): 11:26pm On Dec 04, 2010 |
^^ Oya, reply me nau. |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by StudioCFR(m): 11:27pm On Dec 04, 2010 |
Tanimz na bartender |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by tanimz(f): 11:30pm On Dec 04, 2010 |
Studio CFR: Fear no dey catch you at all ni? You just open ya mouth wey be like fowl wey wan crow own to call my name - just like that! You well like this so? |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by blacksta(m): 11:33pm On Dec 04, 2010 |
tanimz: sorry dear - what was your question |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by StudioCFR(m): 11:33pm On Dec 04, 2010 |
Make yourself happy by talking to me |
Re: 2nd Coming Of Blacksta_ Return Of Spoil Bodi Jokes - Xmas Special - by tanimz(f): 11:35pm On Dec 04, 2010 |
tanimz: ^^Blacksta, na im be that. Studio CFR: Goat, why I go happy because I dey talk to you? You resemble pessin wey fit make pessin happy? |
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