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How To Lose Weight by starlightRR(m): 8:21am On Feb 08, 2012
A fat man saw advertisment "lose 5kg in a week"

He cals & said i would like to join!

Lady : Ok be ready tomorrow at 6am.

Next morning He opens the door & finds a hot babe with shoes, underpants & shirt saying "If u catch me u can f*ck me!" & the girl starts running.

Guy starts running but couldn't catch her. so during the whole week he tried to catch her bt couldn't & loses 5kg.

He then asks for the 10 kg program. Next morning at 6 he opens the door & saw even hotter babe in bikini saying if u catch me u can f*ck me. He loses 10 kg dat week.

so he thought this program is awesome! Lets try 25kg.

but the lady said are you sure? Its really tough!!

next day at 6 he opens the door expecting to see a nude babe.

but finds a nude man saying "If i catch u i will f*ck u!!"

that week he lost 30kg
Re: How To Lose Weight by ekeroyal(m): 8:50am On Feb 08, 2012
cheesy cheesy
Kwel buddy
Re: How To Lose Weight by ARareGem(f): 8:52am On Feb 08, 2012
Oh my word! grin
Re: How To Lose Weight by greenwisebags(m): 8:56am On Feb 08, 2012
:Dit is so funny, cheesy
Re: How To Lose Weight by AYODEJI4LOVE(m): 9:01am On Feb 08, 2012
Lol
Re: How To Lose Weight by starlightRR(m): 9:15am On Feb 08, 2012
SHOCKING NEWS!!!
A MUST READ FOR ALL,
In a mental hospital yesterday in Yobe State,a mad man was chasing Ŧнε senior doctor with a knife. An eye witness confirmed that Ŧнε doctor was running for dear life until he got to a dead end, then Ŧнε mad man handed over the knife τ̅☺ him saying "Oya, oga take na your own turn τ̅☺ pursue me", lol
Re: How To Lose Weight by 9janinja1(f): 9:19am On Feb 08, 2012
both funny
Re: How To Lose Weight by AYODEJI4LOVE(m): 11:55am On Feb 08, 2012
This funny o, lol
Re: How To Lose Weight by Nobody: 12:00pm On Feb 08, 2012
1st joke is d boko! grin
Re: How To Lose Weight by ekeroyal(m): 12:12pm On Feb 08, 2012
starlight®®:

SHOCKING NEWS!!!
A MUST READ FOR ALL,
In a mental hospital yesterday in Yobe State,a mad man was chasing Ŧнε senior doctor with a knife. An eye witness confirmed that Ŧнε doctor was running for dear life until he got to a dead end, then Ŧнε mad man handed over the knife τ̅☺ him saying "Oya, oga take na your own turn τ̅☺ pursue me", lol

old one, pls bring sth new.
Re: How To Lose Weight by sutoboy(m): 6:07pm On Feb 08, 2012
first joke is superb

second is as old as projan president!
Re: How To Lose Weight by bingbagbo(m): 5:38pm On Feb 09, 2012
^^^

guy, if u dont quit discrediting me, i am goin a unleash my security guys on you hear? angry angry
Re: How To Lose Weight by Nobody: 6:39pm On Feb 09, 2012
Awesome jokes! cheesy by starlight!

these are the kind of people and jokes we want in this section!

grin

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