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| How To Lose Weight by starlightRR(m): 8:21am On Feb 08, 2012 |
A fat man saw advertisment "lose 5kg in a week" He cals & said i would like to join! Lady : Ok be ready tomorrow at 6am. Next morning He opens the door & finds a hot babe with shoes, underpants & shirt saying "If u catch me u can f*ck me!" & the girl starts running. Guy starts running but couldn't catch her. so during the whole week he tried to catch her bt couldn't & loses 5kg. He then asks for the 10 kg program. Next morning at 6 he opens the door & saw even hotter babe in bikini saying if u catch me u can f*ck me. He loses 10 kg dat week. so he thought this program is awesome! Lets try 25kg. but the lady said are you sure? Its really tough!! next day at 6 he opens the door expecting to see a nude babe. but finds a nude man saying "If i catch u i will f*ck u!!" that week he lost 30kg |
| Re: How To Lose Weight by ekeroyal(m): 8:50am On Feb 08, 2012 |
 Kwel buddy |
| Re: How To Lose Weight by ARareGem(f): 8:52am On Feb 08, 2012 |
Oh my word!  |
| Re: How To Lose Weight by greenwisebags(m): 8:56am On Feb 08, 2012 |
:Dit is so funny, |
| Re: How To Lose Weight by AYODEJI4LOVE(m): 9:01am On Feb 08, 2012 |
Lol |
| Re: How To Lose Weight by starlightRR(m): 9:15am On Feb 08, 2012 |
SHOCKING NEWS!!! A MUST READ FOR ALL, In a mental hospital yesterday in Yobe State,a mad man was chasing Ŧнε senior doctor with a knife. An eye witness confirmed that Ŧнε doctor was running for dear life until he got to a dead end, then Ŧнε mad man handed over the knife τ̅☺ him saying "Oya, oga take na your own turn τ̅☺ pursue me", lol |
| Re: How To Lose Weight by 9janinja1(f): 9:19am On Feb 08, 2012 |
both funny |
| Re: How To Lose Weight by AYODEJI4LOVE(m): 11:55am On Feb 08, 2012 |
This funny o, lol |
| Re: How To Lose Weight by Nobody: 12:00pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
1st joke is d boko! |
| Re: How To Lose Weight by ekeroyal(m): 12:12pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
starlight®®:old one, pls bring sth new. |
| Re: How To Lose Weight by sutoboy(m): 6:07pm On Feb 08, 2012 |
first joke is superb second is as old as projan president! |
| Re: How To Lose Weight by bingbagbo(m): 5:38pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
^^^ guy, if u dont quit discrediting me, i am goin a unleash my security guys on you hear?  |
| Re: How To Lose Weight by Nobody: 6:39pm On Feb 09, 2012 |
Awesome jokes! by starlight!these are the kind of people and jokes we want in this section! |
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