Auntit, plz na. . .

. u couldn't be that evil could u?

maybe. . .tell me na

curiosity kills the cat. .keep that at the back of ur mind.

I meant that u have just killed the poster and buried her.

Thank u lizard

u welcome wizard.

Yeah i'm a compurra wizard. . .yu welcome BTW lizard

whatever wizo, i realise the talent. .very rare in the afternoon.

Awryt lizo, i undastand aw yu feel. Plz take it izi

patwhizkid:

Awryt lizo, i undastand aw yu feel. Plz take it izi

I feel u. u've bn a lizard once. .what else have u bn wizo?

A queen

LOL long live ur wizo. Crowned scienya. confirm!

Thank yu for comfarming it. Yur a true lysaad

anytime. . wizo

Anytime? Ok, i want it now!

u want what? abeg move fast or step aside lemme pass

I want lizard

ur location is becoming questionable. .did u eat up all the lizards in ur fowest? Or they are sacred n revered

patwhizkid:

I want lizard

which kind?

lysaad, yu ah d lizard i want. . .i'm through eating the ones in the forest.


Dabs, it'z lysaad!

ur not serious
whats dabs?

Dabs means Da_b¤¤§§

patwhizkid:

lysaad, yu ah d lizard i want. . .i'm through eating the ones in the forest.


Dabs, it'z lysaad!

since all the lizards uve eaten didn't satisfy u maybe u should try alligators n crocodile.

Awryt, lemme try lysaagators & lysaadiles.

_hiss! i see u're at ur wits end.

talk to u tomorrow.

lol i loff yu tu!

@Patwizkid - u don take eye see ashewo before??

I dey post quality joke, you don pop vexation dey form holy Mary for me

Oya, hand on heart - tell Efe say you nor dey curious to see the part 2 of this joke

Abeg just carry dat your backside come over here and do the deed jor - vote Efe: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-559868.256.html

and girl I promise u say all kind lizards go full your compound dinning table

lysaa:

curiosity kills the cat. .keep that at the back of your mind.

I meant that u have just killed the poster and buried her.

@ Lysaa - so much for sisterly love eh?

and why you nor wan vote for me sef? I nor 'spose even tell you but I don wait tire - abi u nor like my Jokes / Postings?

Efe, na my nominashun be ya ifneen food sef? Y una nor wan let me drink water drop cup for hia na?

girl e pass evening food jor - na dessert!

Icing on the cake

the best part - oya vote make I dey deliver quality jokes give una

I don fote abeg!

patwhizkid:

lol i loff yu tu!

back to sender. .u know i know what u mean. .baddy baddy baddy girl!

Efemena_xy:


@ Lysaa - so much for sisterly love eh?

and why you nor wan vote for me sef? I nor 'spose even tell you but I don wait tire - abi u nor like my Jokes / Postings?

Nahhh still got mad love for u and your posts dey hot like fire.

Chai! my sister, nor vex. .i nor sabi politics, i nor get voter's card sef. .nkay, because of u, imma check whats up on the thread tho voting ain't my thing.