Subject: Requesting a Raise?

I, the Pen!s, hereby request a raise in salary for the following
reasons:

1. I do physical labour.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I don't get paid overtime.
7. I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
8. I work in high temperatures, and my work exposes me to contagious
diseases.


Dear Pen!s

After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have
raised, the administration rejects your request for the following
reasons:


1. You cannot work 8 hours straight.
2. You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting
other locations.
5. You do not take initiative- - - you need to be pressured and
stimulated in order to start working.
6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
7. You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as
wearing the correct protective clothing.
8. You will retire well before you are 65.
9. You are unable to work double shifts.
10. You sometimes leave your designated work before you have completed
the assigned task.
11. And if that were not enough, you have been seen constantly entering
and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags.

Sincerely,

The Management.

lol, am waiting 4 d part2

Lol *the 2 suspicious looking bags got me laughing my azz off*

hmmmm

lmao, , this is hilarious!!!

wow mr.pe!nis is badddd

Hail d queen of jokes section
i dont v 2 read frm anoda angle 2day

how u take know?u part of management

Where is the joke?

What is talking

make we hear word na wetin

u think sey na Enugu International Market u dey?

Woke4all:

Bros take style cover your eye small now

ajasa4link:

lol, am waiting 4 d part2

NnamdiN:

Lol *the 2 suspicious looking bags got me laughing my azz off*

Glad u liked the joke!

Baxilexi:

hmmmm

carmelia:

lmao, , this is hilarious!!!

Thanks girl

lancaster:

wow mr.pe!nis is badddd

I take it that this joke meets your seal of approval then Lancaster

Dyt:

Hail d queen of jokes section
i dont v 2 read frm anoda angle 2day

abi? At last!!

shakara4u:

how u take know?u part of management

'tis possible u know - but that would be telling if I talk, abi??

actually, I have seen this joke many, many, many times before,
so stale

well, seeing as e be say na you a.k.a Mr Pen!s dey ask for pay rise for inside the joke

'tis hardly surprising - is it??

all am saying is give us fresh jokes, so stop running your _

Oga - oya post your own make we see now

Q: Why did the cowboy have chit in his mustache?

A: 'Cuz he'd been lookin' for love in all the wrong places. aka efe's butt 

^^ don't be silly!!

and try making sense jor

ok

Two guys die in a car accident and an angel descends from heaven.
"I am to give you your wings so you can fly to heaven. But if you think one dirty thought or act out one dirty act your wings will fall off." So they fly to heaven without any trouble but when they get there the first guy sees a naked woman walk by so his wings falll off. When he bends over to pick them up the second guy's wings fall off.

^^ Okay

abeg nor mess this thread up with that kind stale joke

wetin? u wan make nlanders think say Efe dey slack??

make u use style take open up your own thread abeg

ple efemena give us jokes and dont bother about waka passes around. sure i lov the joke

stale,

chai Efe! anyways u've bn a suspect.

@poster
stale
u can do berra

lol dis efe na ashewo o

patwhizkid:

lol dis efe na ashewo o

ugbe!

Ahan lysaa speak inglish na

abeg left me jor or tell an edo person to interpret

Auntie lizard, priz na

just when i was making uo my mind, u blew it.