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My Boss And I by paule: 1:44pm On Dec 06, 2010 |
When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough. When I don't do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, he is busy. When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart, When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative. When I please my boss, I am apple polishing, When my boss pleases his boss, He is co-operating. When I make a mistake, I am an , When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human. When I am out of the office, I am wondering around, When my boss is out of the office, He's on business. When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick, When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill. When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview, When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked. When I do good, my boss never remembers, When I do wrong, he never forgets. Do you have this kind of boss? |
Re: My Boss And I by angelz(f): 1:52pm On Dec 06, 2010 |
EMPHATIC YES. 90% Nigerian bosses are like that. My boss is even worst in this aspect. but generally, he is a nice person. |
Re: My Boss And I by Nobody: 4:29pm On Dec 06, 2010 |
good to be posted on the wall of the office |
Re: My Boss And I by StudioCFR(m): 6:00pm On Dec 06, 2010 |
and where is the joke? *No ofience* |
Re: My Boss And I by thiscounts(m): 6:08pm On Dec 06, 2010 |
What!!YOU and YOUR BOSS must be JOKING!! |
Re: My Boss And I by StudioCFR(m): 6:09pm On Dec 06, 2010 |
He's Ibo His boss is hausa |
Re: My Boss And I by md4real(m): 2:47pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
true talk |
Re: My Boss And I by lysaa(f): 2:52pm On Dec 07, 2010 |
too many stories, now lets get started on the riddle. |
Re: My Boss And I by paule: 9:24am On Dec 08, 2010 |
He's Ibo@Studio, what is the tribe connection? you're very tribalistic, my advice get ride of what your parents told you to enable you see the world clearly & not be burden by weights Yes, this is a riddle to solve and fact to comprehend |
Re: My Boss And I by EfemenaXY: 1:42pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
@Poster, yep, it can happen (but thankfully not to moi) anyway, sounds like u need a new job / boss quick-quick!! Nice Joke sha - I like it! |
Re: My Boss And I by StudioCFR(m): 4:15pm On Dec 12, 2010 |
@Paula whatever |
Re: My Boss And I by paule: 7:15am On Dec 13, 2010 |
@Efemena_xy, I love my job and the PAY. i'm beginning to adapt & admire my boss @Studio CFR, U see ur life, lol |
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