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My Boss And I by paule: 1:44pm On Dec 06, 2010
When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy.

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative.

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, He is co-operating.

When I make a mistake, I am an ,
When my boss makes a mistake, He's only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wondering around,
When my boss is out of the office, He's on business.

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick,
When my boss is a day off sick, He must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview,
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.

When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets.

Do you have this kind of boss?
Re: My Boss And I by angelz(f): 1:52pm On Dec 06, 2010
EMPHATIC YES.
90% Nigerian bosses are like that.
My boss is even worst in this aspect.
but generally, he is a nice person.
Re: My Boss And I by Nobody: 4:29pm On Dec 06, 2010
grin grin grin grin
good to be posted on the wall of the office
Re: My Boss And I by StudioCFR(m): 6:00pm On Dec 06, 2010
and where is the joke?

*No ofience*
Re: My Boss And I by thiscounts(m): 6:08pm On Dec 06, 2010
What!!YOU and YOUR BOSS must be JOKING!!
Re: My Boss And I by StudioCFR(m): 6:09pm On Dec 06, 2010
He's Ibo
His boss is hausa
Re: My Boss And I by md4real(m): 2:47pm On Dec 07, 2010
true talk
Re: My Boss And I by lysaa(f): 2:52pm On Dec 07, 2010
too many stories, now lets get started on the riddle. angry
Re: My Boss And I by paule: 9:24am On Dec 08, 2010
He's Ibo
His boss is hausa
@Studio, what is the tribe connection? you're very tribalistic, my advice get ride of what your parents told you to enable you see the world clearly & not be burden by weights

too many stories, now lets get started on the riddle. 
Yes, this is a riddle to solve and fact to comprehend
Re: My Boss And I by EfemenaXY: 1:42pm On Dec 12, 2010
@Poster,

yep, it can happen (but thankfully not to moi)

anyway, sounds like u need a new job / boss quick-quick!! cheesy cheesy

Nice Joke sha - I like it! wink
Re: My Boss And I by StudioCFR(m): 4:15pm On Dec 12, 2010
@Paula

whatever
Re: My Boss And I by paule: 7:15am On Dec 13, 2010
@Efemena_xy, I love my job and the PAY. i'm beginning to adapt & admire my boss
@Studio CFR, U see ur life, lol

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