The Queen,Clinton & Obasanjo went straight to hell and met the devil.

Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England; Please I want to call England and
see how everybody is doing there". She called and talked for about 5
minutes, and then she asked
"Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?
The devil says "Five million pounds". She wrote him a cheque and
went to sit back on her chair.

Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I
wanna call the States, I wanna see how every godamn guy is doing out there. He called and talked for about 2 minutes, and then he asked
"Well, Devil, how much do I owe you?
The devil says "Ten million dollars".
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on
his chair.

Obasanjo was even more jealous & starts screaming, me too go call
Nigeria o jare, I go see how everybody is doing there too. If they don bring light. I go to talk to the ministers, to my special advisers, to the PDP, to INEC and EFCC, to everybody, ,
He calls Nigeria and he talks for about twenty hours, he talked & talked
& talked, then he asked,
"Well, Devil, can I have my bill?
The devil says "One thousand Naira".
Obasanjo is stunned & says; "Otio!! One thousand Naira Only one thousand Naira kpere??"
The Devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell,
it's a local call!

I can't stop laughing, LMCAO infact i'm ROF too

No be small local call

Its really funny