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Random Jokes by makeherscream(m): 1:46pm On Jan 21, 2020 |
1: To all virgins who are wondering what sex is like. Well it’s 10 times the feeling u get when cleaning ur ears. 2: I wonder why girls with big breasts suspects every guy that looks at them 3: Doggy style with a slim girl is like eating with fork and knife, All u will be hearing is “chan chan chan” 4: In dis weather, any babe that visits her boyfriend while on her period is a witch. 5: You’re too big to dance in church but you go gaga crazy when you hear the (gbedu wey dey burst brain) God dey watch you o 6: You’re married but still chases other ladies and you claim you’re going for refresher courses Your cup go soon full 7: Just because you met him in a bus and he bought you gala, you cum store his name as ”Bros gala” Sista tank you o 8: You’re an O’level holder but you sponsor your girl for university My broda, you be scholarship board? . 9: You dey inside hotel room snap picture come upload and write ”Home Sweet Home” Your Mata Dey God’s Hand 10: You enter public transport #600 to go shoprite go snap picture with other people’s goods, Abeg wetin i wan tell you?” 11: Do you know that 90% of Girls Urinate On Their Body While Bathing ? 12: Dangote did not send ‘I love you Jesus to 25 people before he get rich’ please stop disturbing me or else I will curse ooo 13: NEPA is the Major cause of unwanted Pregnancy in Nigeria Everythng starts when she Enters the Room to Charge Her Phone 14: Salary 20k, Phone 400k, Weavon 30k. And you go to church to ask God for a Miracle, When you are already Performing magic 15: If You Were Ask To Collect N1,000. From All Your EX How Much Will You Get As For Me I Will Get N4000 16: I overheard a girl talking to her BF, initially I thought she was talking to God, because the things she asked for only God can provide them 17: When the devil fails to destroy you, it sends you a girlfriend from MBA_ISE 18: Plz Know your priorities and spend your money wisely. Don’t go and buy selfie stick when your armpit really needs a shaving stick. 19: Marriage is like jamb You will be admiring UniBen & UNN buh last last end up in OmoPoly 20: Don’t ever insult or challenge d woman who cook ur food because #20 can buy Rat Poison. My hands no dy ooo 21: For Those Of You Who Went To Private School And Are Intelligent, What Is The Past Tense Of GOtv? 22: Some have bae but can not cheat .Some can cheat but have no bae . I have bae and i can la la la what do yu want 2 hear? Amebo 23: Guys plz if u are dating my future WIFE plz take it easy on her, don’t make her shout words like harder, don’t stop, ride on 24: Condoms are for weak ass men, real men Bleep quickly & pull out before HIV notices. 25: Some chicks be like:”I can’t cook my mom didn’t teach me babe.” Now tell me,who taught you doggystyle hehh??. |
Re: Random Jokes by Elgreen(m): 4:46pm On Jan 22, 2020 |
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