jarawa:
Wicked man! why do you killed English?

Shibaraba:
I must open church. My mama get small land for lekki. If e no reach we go find hall lease.
Seeing as God dey leave these scammers make me sef cash in. I can speak in tongues well.

Shangaribabayakasmodefedefe..... See example

To get sick lame deaf and dumb people no be wahala. Them full mushin seasoned actors with years of experience. Choir mistresses are needed. Hanties with big boobs and yanshes don't waste it. Join our choir. We go use % share offerings as tithes. Interested elders and deacons should please Dm. Ushers are also needed. 2020 pastor shibaraba shiborobo. My year of abundant shibarabaism.

Come one come all.

sarrki:
Believing in superstition and fetishness is 60 % of our problem

Laziness is 25% of our problem


Religion is 10 %

Corruption is the remaining 5

Pataricatering:
The owl was sent to peck him to death ? Lol ! Superstition will be d death of us in this country ! U went to school , right ? Wonder what the point of education is .

maynia:


lol.

What are innocent mosquitoes looking for inside a church?
What are innocent church rats looking for inside a church?
What are innocent Lizards looking for inside a church.


Religion don damn us.
Chai

APC can send owl to a governor but what have they sent to the head of Isis/boko haram? Eagle?

anonimi:



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Unrated900:
Dumb people
This is why the white will keeps progressing till Christ come

Ordinary owl that miss it’s way and fell in the church

You tagged it APC satanic forces

Shioor and shame

Spits

zoedew:
True you know! You can’t know God via The Senses. It is a walk of Faith!

omenka:
Punk still looking for ways to excuse his gross ineptitude after herdsmen and electoral litigation excuses have been dispensed with.

I bet the owl will now be his bogeyman for the total collapse of government in the state. Security is at an all time low and fun seekers cant even have a good time at night anymore. Cultists have overrun the capital, yet the idiot is still busy with this unnecessary drama.

Ikpeazu is a hundred times better than Ortom, and I'm not exaggerating. If you doubt it, confirm from Kyase or SamuelAnyawu. His incompetence stinks like a skunk.

Don't blame him though, I blame Akume who was so desperate to have a puppet occupy government house, that rather than have Jime in 2015, he went for Ortom who defected after pdp had denied him their ticket.

seunmsg:


The Holy Spirit didn’t help the poor civil servants that the governor is owing several months of unpaid salaries. The Holy Spirit looked away when criminal herdsmen were killing the people of Benue. The Holy Spirit didn’t bring the sufferings of the people of Benue to a halt. But when an innocent owl was flying very close to the governor, the Holy Spirit showed up and stopped the attack against the governor. Smh.

zoedew:


True you know! You can’t know God via The Senses. It is a walk of Faith!

Bacteriologist:


Schools only give knowledge not wisdom. A lot of Nigerians have knowledge but they are not wise. And religion doesn't help either..does it..it helps to further dumb down the ability to think critically.

I'm not surprised why the average Nigerian IQ is less than 75.

Neoteny:


With every single post you're further proving how false your name is.

abdullkabar:

True, but sense still needs to be applied actually.

anonimi:



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Back2Daura:


Stop all these there are voodoo powers. If you like don't be prayerful

zoedew:


True you know! You can’t know God via The Senses. It is a walk of Faith!

sarrki:
Believing in superstition and fetishness is 60 % of our problem

Laziness is 25% of our problem


Religion is 10 %

Corruption is the remaining 5

zoedew:
Your jokes will be over someday like it or not. If that happens while you are still alive you will laugh still but if it does when you are dead then you will cry throughout eternity in torment of hell! I pray for you with the whole of my heart that the latter will not be your portion in Jesus Name!

Luke 10 (NIV)

The Parable of the Good Samaritan
25 On one occasion an expert in the law stood up to test Jesus. “Teacher,” he asked, “what must I do to inherit eternal life?”

26 “What is written in the Law?” he replied. “How do you read it?”

27 He answered, “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your strength and with all your mind’; and, ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’”

28 “You have answered correctly,” Jesus replied. “Do this and you will live.”

29 But he wanted to justify himself, so he asked Jesus, “And who is my neighbor?”

30 In reply Jesus said: “A man was going down from Jerusalem to Jericho, when he was attacked by robbers. They stripped him of his clothes, beat him and went away, leaving him half dead. 31 A priest happened to be going down the same road, and when he saw the man, he passed by on the other side. 32 So too, a Levite, when he came to the place and saw him, passed by on the other side. 33 But a Samaritan, as he traveled, came where the man was; and when he saw him, he took pity on him. 34 He went to him and bandaged his wounds, pouring on oil and wine. Then he put the man on his own donkey, brought him to an inn and took care of him. 35 The next day he took out two denarii and gave them to the innkeeper. ‘Look after him,’ he said, ‘and when I return, I will reimburse you for any extra expense you may have.’

36 “Which of these three do you think was a neighbor to the man who fell into the hands of robbers?”

37 The expert in the law replied, “The one who had mercy on him.”

Jesus told him, “Go and do likewise.”

BuhariAdvocate:
He can't escape justice. The blood of innocent people he killed wouldn't let him rest.

sarrki:
Believing in superstition and fetishness is 60 % of our problem

Laziness is 25% of our problem


Religion is 10 %

Corruption is the remaining 5

coputa:
You have been brainwashed by Western media.
In Africa,superstition is real,our problem is our inability or is it ignorance to harness n direct it positively like the white(they call it science)

seunmsg:


The Holy Spirit didn’t help the poor civil servants that the governor is owing several months of unpaid salaries. The Holy Spirit looked away when criminal herdsmen were killing the people of Benue. The Holy Spirit didn’t bring the sufferings of the people of Benue to a halt. But when an innocent owl was flying very close to the governor, the Holy Spirit showed up and stopped the attack against the governor. Smh.