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Impossible 2 Please by yinkalink(f): 8:39pm On Dec 08, 2010 |
A group of galfwends were on vacation when they see a 5-storey hotel with a sign that reads; FOR WOMEN ONLY . Since they were without their boyfriends they decide to go in. The bouncer,a very attractive guy,explains how it works."We have 5 floors,go up floor to floor,and once you find what u're looking for, you can stay there.its easy to decide,since each floor has a sign telling you whats inside" so they start going up,and on the 1st floor the sign reads; "All the men on this floor are short and plain" . The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the 2nd floor reads " All the men here are short and handsome. Still this isnt good enough,so they continue on up. The sign on the third floor reads; "All the men here are tall and plain" . They still want to do better and knowing there were still 2 floors left,they continued on up. On the 4th floor,the sign is perfect; "All the men here are tall and handsome. The women get all excited and are going in,when they realised they still had 1 floor. Wondering what they were missing,they head to the 5th floor. There they found a sign that reads; "There are no men. This floor was built only to prove that u cant please a woman |
Re: Impossible 2 Please by StudioCFR(m): 11:18pm On Dec 08, 2010 |
u try small |
Re: Impossible 2 Please by lysaa(f): 10:00am On Dec 09, 2010 |
Haha . .get on the cover pg of forbes mag and voila. |
Re: Impossible 2 Please by yinkalink(f): 12:00pm On Dec 09, 2010 |
Studio CFR:coming from you, thats a compliment! lysaa: |
Re: Impossible 2 Please by lysaa(f): 12:03pm On Dec 09, 2010 |
dont be misled by that lost biafran bwai. . |
Re: Impossible 2 Please by yinkalink(f): 12:14pm On Dec 09, 2010 |
promise i wont, thanks 4 showing me the way |
Re: Impossible 2 Please by lysaa(f): 12:17pm On Dec 09, 2010 |
thats the spirit! got another joke? |
Re: Impossible 2 Please by yinkalink(f): 12:21pm On Dec 09, 2010 |
yep, check my oda topics. gotta go thou. l8ta |
Re: Impossible 2 Please by StudioCFR(m): 1:44pm On Dec 09, 2010 |
lol Casting Lyssa |
Re: Impossible 2 Please by lysaa(f): 1:49pm On Dec 09, 2010 |
U too like lysaa sef. |
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