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1st Autopsy Lecture by ituen(m): 12:42pm On Nov 22, 2007 |
A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. "You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear." At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, and then licks it. He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes silence, they follow suit. "The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index. |
Re: 1st Autopsy Lecture by Migines(m): 3:16pm On Nov 22, 2007 |
Seenit |
Re: 1st Autopsy Lecture by tessybaby(f): 5:12pm On Nov 22, 2007 |
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Re: 1st Autopsy Lecture by ituen(m): 5:42pm On Nov 22, 2007 |
I'mn fine baby. Went for some meetings. and i'm back. Sleep tite |
Re: 1st Autopsy Lecture by Migines(m): 5:45pm On Nov 22, 2007 |
Meeting wit fellow bakery workers? |
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