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Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by Offpoint: 6:44am On Jan 27, 2020
Mymynd4u:

Oya wetin u wan advertise shocked
Go back and check am
Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by Nobody: 6:45am On Jan 27, 2020
AlphaMajestic:


if i curse you...u go die
respect ursef

Baba nobody curse Kobe Bryant, he died.... Ur curse is of no effect Bro...

All ur curses will be sent back to ur family and generation in Jesus name.... Instead of my death, if u don't repent, ur family will be d one to die..


Useless person, turned joke to death

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Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by ThiagoKid(m): 6:46am On Jan 27, 2020
Many are called buh few are chosen
Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by Nobody: 6:46am On Jan 27, 2020
Offpoint:

Go back and check am

Okay na bros... U b my person... No be dt useless person cursing sumone with death... He think death is just a small thing.


Big twale bros offpoint

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Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by Nobody: 6:47am On Jan 27, 2020
Offpoint:
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Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by Nobody: 6:48am On Jan 27, 2020
TissuePaper:
That's Jamb for you, keep failing applicants each year thereby increasing their revenue the next year, and so it goes

Jamb is one of the most useless exams and should be scrapped in my opinion, there should only be aptitude test conducted by the applicants university

Aptitude test by school self na scam too.. Better jamb shud do dt than school oo.
Persin no person will take over if school does it

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Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by Nobody: 6:50am On Jan 27, 2020
AlphaMajestic:


God punish u there...bastaad pig

Threaten me with death again n ur family will be the one to receive it... Useless person taking death as a threat on a faceless forum

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Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by JosephXavier: 6:52am On Jan 27, 2020
People that have graduated are not yet employed
The government are not even planing to make jobs available for them yet they are enrolling people into tertiary institution.
Where do they want them to work when they graduate?

Ordinary yahoo wey boys dey use help themselves with oyibo money yet government are still on there neck.

Which witch pass dat one
Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by AlphaMajestic: 6:54am On Jan 27, 2020
Mymynd4u:


Threaten me with death again n ur family will be the one to receive it... Useless person taking death as a threat on a faceless forum

i will threaten u with death cos ur life is worthless
Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by Enemyofpeace: 6:57am On Jan 27, 2020
Money don come. Mynd44 how far?have you boughted your JAMB form?
Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by gbagyiza: 7:08am On Jan 27, 2020
AlphaMajestic:
Education is the major problem in Nigeria...so many Nigerians don't we in ers and that be ng e the same doesn't mean you must graduate from a federal or state university
..people are wasting their destiny and also causing inconveniences to the real candidates
just because they want to wear nysc uniform and answer graduates...we have to understand this now..besides we are now overpopulated so stop forcing people to go and marry

There r institutions that are vocational in nature, injecting skills-oriented training but Nigerians r not going there, they prefer paper cert with No skills attached to it. This is a big problem for the country. Even parents r dying that their children should get a university cert. Until we urgently discovered this, we all continue to make the same mistake.

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Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by voltron14: 7:19am On Jan 27, 2020
JosephXavier:
People that have graduated are not yet employed
The government are not even planing to make jobs available for them yet they are enrolling people into tertiary institution.
Where do they want them to work when they graduate?

Ordinary yahoo wey boys dey use help themselves with oyibo money yet government are still on there neck.

Which witch pass dat one

In your warped mind you must think you've spoken wisdom despite writing layers of stupidity.

Continue waiting for government to create jobs for you whilst your GDP per capita is 2000 dollars.

Continue expecting criminal acts of fraud to be your only refuge but whilst you are at it, do not be angry another man thinks kidnapping you or your loved ones is his own refuge. It is par for the course. Afte all, to you crime is acceptable.

The real problem in Nigeria starts from the household that inculcates criminal behaviour amongst its ranks.

My parents would have skinned me alive had I brought home a pair of shoes they didn't buy for me. But now, parents are their undergraduate son bring home a Venza and request he starts building a house for them.

Do not continue with the same system that has failed you and your generation.
Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by ForbesHomesNG(m): 7:23am On Jan 27, 2020
Gepheral:
God! In 2 weeks. God help this nation to get it right. Pls God give our leaders mysterious wisdom
This is a WOW case in Nigeria! It's really both mysterious and intriguing!? We all want to get education (not even a quality one, but just to manage to have 1st degree).

Our youths struggle for higher institution's Admission -JAMB does it's frustration here. We struggle through school to graduate. This is supposed to be the core"means to an end" - employment. But there's still no "end" anywhere for lack of employment.

Imagine Nigerian higher institution's graduates over 2.5 million annually and we could only provide less than 300,000 job annually with the private firms having about 85% of the employment provision.

And let's assume 10,000 of these graduates are lucky to find an entrepreneurship hustle to engage with like agric, trading, some soft skills Where do we expect the remaining millions to go?

They become some sorts of menace on the society with different kinds of vices. May God help us in this great main of ours.
Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by Slimdada(m): 7:31am On Jan 27, 2020
Jamb na scam
Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by taf4u4me(m): 7:34am On Jan 27, 2020
But I thought they all said school na SCAM... why are you people now rushing this form like this...hypocrite everywhere

Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by Bigmikedagod(m): 8:36am On Jan 27, 2020
Nigerians need to be taught that not everybody must attend university to make it in life....
just imagine....the majority of these candidates dont even have enough money to fend for themselves in school
Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by oshaosha2014(m): 8:59am On Jan 27, 2020
Yes, education is the way forward in life, but not as we take education in this part of the world where, we believe education has to be in the classroom only. That is why you’ll see 700k applicants within two weeks.

landmark86:
700,000 within two weeks
We still have millions studying across our higher institutions.
Many are serving (NYSC) presently.
Still yet we have millions of graduates roaming about (jobless).


And someone said "education is a way forward in life" shocked
Nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Is a big SCAM in Nigeria I swear.


Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by Chicastle: 9:33am On Jan 27, 2020
Offpoint:
Gone are the days whereby books weren't judged by it covers.
This a new era, a digital era whereby your books are judge by their covers...

Are you a writer, are you planning on publishing your digitals books or you've already published it but not selling as expected?

There's something you're not doing right and that's your book cover designs.

Reach me today for topnotch, eye catching and sales boosting Book covers design.

Kindly quote me and I'll deliver a cover designs that will boost your sales on Amazon, eboy etc.. or whatsapp me on 0705-899-7627

How much for both sides
Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by Offpoint: 9:38am On Jan 27, 2020
Chicastle:


How much for both sides
N5000, you can reach me on whatsapp for negotiations 0705-899-7627
Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by Lawrencestix(m): 10:22am On Jan 27, 2020
Mymynd4u:
Many will register, few will be admitted.

The word of the Lord will never fail until shiloh come

My analysis of 700,000

300000 will gain admsn (like 5000 will be unqualified but they will buy their way in )

10000 will go for pre degree Cox they are aging and can't wait

10000 will go to open university Noun

Out of 300000 wey gain admsn (guys are numbered 100000 while ladies 200000)

Female 200000

100000 will start jumping from one dick to another on campus thereby Kickstart escort business

20000 will remain faithful to their religion of no sex until marriage

20000 will have a boyfriend on campus

30000 will hold on to their faith but when the wind come, they will fall Las Las due to hunger.
( 10000 will get a bf to leech on and 20000 will join escort business after they have been influenced)


20000 will join cultists.


10000 will be sent home due to poor performance



My humble submission grin
i don laff tire dis ur article need to be publicise
Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by Greatfullheart: 1:59pm On Jan 27, 2020
TissuePaper:
That's Jamb for you, keep failing applicants each year thereby increasing their revenue the next year, and so it goes

Jamb is one of the most useless exams and should be scrapped in my opinion, there should only be aptitude test conducted by the applicants university
YES OH

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Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by SirdimayG(m): 7:37am On Jan 28, 2020
Can I register this thing myself?
Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by Ghenisean(m): 10:13am On Jan 28, 2020
Mymynd4u:
Many will register, few will be admitted.

The word of the Lord will never fail until shiloh come

My analysis of 700,000

300000 will gain admsn (like 5000 will be unqualified but they will buy their way in )

10000 will go for pre degree Cox they are aging and can't wait

10000 will go to open university Noun

Out of 300000 wey gain admsn (guys are numbered 100000 while ladies 200000)

Female 200000

100000 will start jumping from one dick to another on campus thereby Kickstart escort business

20000 will remain faithful to their religion of no sex until marriage

20000 will have a boyfriend on campus

30000 will hold on to their faith but when the wind come, they will fall Las Las due to hunger.
( 10000 will get a bf to leech on and 20000 will join escort business after they have been influenced)


20000 will join cultists.


10000 will be sent home due to poor performance



My humble submission grin


I refused to believe your sum,but I did a little research,I'm not in school though,but old folks that went have noe turned a new leaf,esp girls,them been claim say they will never wear trouser as it's a sin,condemning churches,found one on pink tight trousers last two weeks.
I shook my head in disbelief,mockery and laughter.
After I did the maths about recent ones and the new ones you summed up their activities in school with my Calsio,bro,na true you talk.

You's a real niggar.

Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by Nobody: 10:16am On Jan 28, 2020
Ghenisean:



I refused to believe your sum,but I did a little research,I'm not in school though,but old folks that went have noe turned a new leaf,esp girls,them been claim say they will never wear trouser as it's a sin,condemning churches,found one on pink tight trousers last two weeks.
I shook my head in disbelief,mockery and laughter.
After I did the maths about recent ones and the new ones you summed up their activities in school with my Calsio,bro,na true you talk.

You's a real niggar.

Did I forgot to tell u??










That u r the real niggar grin

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Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by Ghenisean(m): 10:22am On Jan 28, 2020
Mymynd4u:

Did I forgot to tell u??









That u r the real niggar grin


One love man,dope you.

Re: 2020 UTME: JAMB Registers 700,000 Candidates In 2 Weeks by Chicastle: 3:12pm On Jan 28, 2020
Offpoint:

N5000, you can reach me on whatsapp for negotiations 0705-899-7627


Ok

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