Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives.

One woman said, "I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does."

The second woman giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft."

The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey until her friend asked, "Say, what do you call your husband?"

She frowned and said, "The postman."

"Why the postman?"

"Because he always delivers late, and half the time it's in the wrong box."

yeepa! Postman ke? i reject it. A whole miner like me.

ehen, sharp shooter , u get mouth jor

if i shoot. Na bull eye straight.

i no fit confirm dat one, lets wait till the female peeps come online, then they can judge ur mouth

Only those who have received my shot can testify, others can only wish.

What is this world turning into?

^^ ask Google

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am tired of this Lysaa

U can jump off the cliff for all i care.

i should have but not without you

I'm not interested, even if i would do that. .with u, my history would be flawed. .go kpai urself by urself

Well i wont then cos i only want to with you

Then u nor know where e dey pain u.

lysaa plz

una be lesbo right?

Yu well so?

Absolutely ok

bashy, i swear u no well , see as u dey bash the two poor girls, abeg free them jor

bashy_demy:

^^ ask Google

For your mind now, you don talk sense abi?

Alrite!*shock BASH's mouth wit a bottle of Amarula* ehn ehn, Ladies d bonafied Man Of All Nation is here, Whr do we start from cos,iv TRACK RECORDS&XPERIENCE of passn thru Ijebu Igbo, to Ijebu Ode, to Oke Odo Via Ondo and finally landed in Edo, *winks*,

Element G:

bashy, i swear u no well , see as u dey bash the two poor girls, abeg free them jor

Bro no mind the girls jor

tanimz:

For your mind now, you don talk sense abi?

come was this the latest sentence in town?

^^ Meaning?

That what you always type after a comment so maybe you just hear that one ni

You well like this?

i dey kampe how about you girl?

She's not

How you take know?

Studio CFR:

She's not

Ermm. . . Do I know you?

^^^cmon girl dont tell you dont know that guy from yaba left when we visit there