Olu is a house boy who drinks his boss' wine and then adds water for cover up.​ ​His boss became suspicious and decided to buy pasties ( A french wine that changes colour if water is added)​.

​As usual, Olu drank the pasties and topped it up with water. ​Unfortunately for him, the pasties changed colour. When the boss came back home and noticed the colour change, he told his wife about it.​ ​
Olu knew he was in trouble and decided to stay in the kitchen.
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​The boss shouted, "Olu!!!"
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​Olu answered.."Yes, Sir!"
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​Boss.. "Who drank the pasties?"​
​Olu didn't respond.
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The boss asked again, still got no answer. Then the boss went to the kitchen to confront him.​ "Are you insane or what? When I called you, you said 'Yes Sir', but when I asked you a question, you didn't answer me!
​Hmmm Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don't hear anything except your name,"​ Olu answered.
"Let's try it. Okay go to the bar and stand beside madam, while I will stay in the kitchen. Then call me and then ask me any question,"​ The Boss suggested.
Olu shouted, "Boss!"​
​Boss answered, "Yes!"
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​Olu asked, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam isn't around?"
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​Boss didn't answer​.
​Olu asked again, the Boss kept quiet.
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​The boss came out from the kitchen shouting, "Wonders shall never end!!!
Olu it's true oo. When one's in the kitchen, one doesn't hear anything except ones name"​.
​The wife interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie".​
​Without argument Olu asked if she'd like to enter the kitchen to be tested and she agreed.
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​Olu called, "Madam!
​Madam answered, "Yes!"
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​Olu asked, "Who is Junior's biological father? Me or boss?"​
​Madam rushed out of the kitchen saying, "This kitchen needs to be checked, I can't hear anything!"​

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