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The Bride Tells Her Husband by Nobody: 12:47pm On Dec 14, 2010
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by vorosmartm(m): 5:18pm On Dec 14, 2010
lol, the guy for take guguru
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by Nobody: 6:04pm On Dec 14, 2010
Repost of an older repost that was originally a repost of another repost
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by Nobody: 6:21pm On Dec 14, 2010
Thereby making it sequential posting.
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by dammizz(m): 6:30pm On Dec 14, 2010
Ha ha ha, dis is hilariously funny
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by StudioCFR(m): 7:21pm On Dec 14, 2010
I dont think so
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by jokingmary(m): 7:25pm On Dec 14, 2010
Seen this a million times
Re: The Bride Tells Her Husband by Exponental(m): 7:30pm On Dec 14, 2010
He shld av used mortar and pestle.

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