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Re: Dead Man In Mortuary Impregnates Woman by googles: 12:11pm On Dec 15, 2010 |
violent: lol. . . just so you know I have never seen a dead man with an erection |
Re: Dead Man In Mortuary Impregnates Woman by Nobody: 12:16pm On Dec 15, 2010 |
googles: But he's been dead for a while. It wasnt like she humped him right after his death. She humped him in the mortuary WHILE cleaning him, which suggest there was some time between his death and her her lil enjoyment. cheiii! just nasty. PM erection |
Re: Dead Man In Mortuary Impregnates Woman by googles: 12:26pm On Dec 15, 2010 |
Ileke-IdI: As long as the blood is not clotted I guess the terminal erection remains so. . . since the heart dat is s'posed to make it flow has stopped pumping the blood remains in all the vessels. |
Re: Dead Man In Mortuary Impregnates Woman by Nobody: 12:31pm On Dec 15, 2010 |
googles:Honestly I wish I could see one too and how the so called heavenly feeling will look like. |
Re: Dead Man In Mortuary Impregnates Woman by Nobody: 12:32pm On Dec 15, 2010 |
@ Topic >>>> GERROUTTA-HERE bull! |
Re: Dead Man In Mortuary Impregnates Woman by violent(m): 1:13pm On Dec 15, 2010 |
~Bluetooth: no homo right? |
Re: Dead Man In Mortuary Impregnates Woman by Bella87(f): 1:50pm On Dec 15, 2010 |
Re: Dead Man In Mortuary Impregnates Woman by yarodin: 3:48pm On Dec 15, 2010 |
Na wa oooooh, but my question is since this woman had sex with a dead body and got pregnant, does that make her baby a Zombie? |
Re: Dead Man In Mortuary Impregnates Woman by maga1: 5:36pm On Dec 15, 2010 |
I hope d baby is gonna come out dead. Else she'd tell d baby dat "ur father impregnated me after his death". Liers (dead man no fit release even though he can get an errection. |
Re: Dead Man In Mortuary Impregnates Woman by slap1(m): 5:47pm On Dec 15, 2010 |
This na spiritual conji . . . and people like Mr. Cork are roaming about in search of punnny, dead or alive. |
Re: Dead Man In Mortuary Impregnates Woman by houvest: 6:21am On Dec 16, 2010 |
In the Land of Myth and a time of magic bla bla bla. |
Re: Dead Man In Mortuary Impregnates Woman by slap1(m): 7:05am On Dec 16, 2010 |
^^ . . . . .The destiny of a bla bla bla rests in the hand one man. His name: MERLIN! Lol |
Re: Dead Man In Mortuary Impregnates Woman by 1025: 8:50am On Dec 16, 2010 |
@O. Poster, be reminded that this is the politics section. if u don't mind, take this to the pregnant or dead section. |
Re: Dead Man In Mortuary Impregnates Woman by Ojewande(m): 7:54am On Jan 17, 2011 |
The baby is either goin 2b slowpoke or ghost rider |
Re: Dead Man In Mortuary Impregnates Woman by bioye(m): 3:41pm On Jan 17, 2011 |
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Re: Dead Man In Mortuary Impregnates Woman by Nobody: 4:02pm On Jan 17, 2011 |
marmaduke looks like i##otic to me |
Re: Dead Man In Mortuary Impregnates Woman by bigdoo: 8:41pm On Jan 17, 2011 |
The poor man could be judged by God for fornication, a sin he did not willingly commit. |
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