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The Dog Burial by sutoboy(m): 9:00pm On Dec 16, 2010
One day, a dog died, and the owner went to his pastor
and said, “Pastor, my dog is dead.
would there be a service for the poor creature?
”. The pastor replied, “I’m afraid not.
We cannot have services for an animal in the church.
But there is a new church down the road, and i dont know what they believe.
Maybe , they’ll do something for the animal;
you can go and find out". Then the man answered innocently,
“I’ll go right away Pastor. But do you think they will accept a donation of US $250,000 as being enough in return for the burial service?”
The Pastor exclaimed, “Sweet Jesus! Why didn’t you tell me the dog was a Christian, ??
Re: The Dog Burial by Dyt(f): 9:10pm On Dec 16, 2010
Chuckles
Re: The Dog Burial by okpismart: 9:45pm On Dec 16, 2010
WAKA or STAY?

WAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Reason: Old Joke
Re: The Dog Burial by akyus(m): 8:37am On Dec 18, 2010
because I've already read a joke somewhere dosen't make it old. For sure somebody is reading it here for the first time.
Re: The Dog Burial by StudioCFR(m): 10:11am On Dec 18, 2010
Everything is old to IBO people

Fake people
Re: The Dog Burial by Nobody: 7:50pm On Dec 18, 2010
Whatever, it's still a joke. I smiley !

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