Legislative Job (A Pidgin English Poem)

John teacher ask john, wetin u go be when you grow?

John answer, Aunty, I wan be law meka. Why? en teacher asked. John begin talk.

If I enter labour market, omo na legislative job me go go for oo.

Hmm, who no like beta thing? I go represent my constituensi wella for that one.

Legislative job na de best job for world. I go dey make laws for myself.

If I need money, I go tell my fellow house members say mek we Pad the budget. The extra change na for our pocket en go enter.

If any of the members dem com open mouth talk, na suspension.

I go build cathedral for Abuja, buy mansion for banana island, build estate for my home.

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