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A Beautiful, Good Looking Lady Was Sitting Next To A Guy In A Plane / After A Plane Crash / Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! (2) (3) (4)
Racist Old Woman In A Plane by Odeku(m): 5:21pm On Jan 24, 2006 |
The following scene took place on a BA flight between Johannesburg and London. A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air Hostess. "Madam, what is the matter," the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it then?" she responded. "You placed me next to a black man. I do not agree to sit next to someone from such a repugnant group. Give me an alternative seat." "Be calm please," the hostess replied. "Almost all the places on this flight are taken. I will go to see if another place is available." The Hostess went away and then came back a few minutes later. "Madam, just as I thought, there are no other available seats in the economy class. I spoke to the captain and he informed me that there is also no seat in the business class. All the same, we still have one place in the first class." Before the woman could say anything, the hostess continued: "It is not usual for our company to permit someone from the economy class to sit in the first class. However, given the circumstances, the captain feels that it would be scandalous to make someone sit next to someone so disgusting." She turned to the black guy, and said, "Therefore, Sir, if you would like to, please collect your hand luggage, a seat awaits you in first class." At that moment, the other passengers who were shocked by what they had just witnessed stood up and applauded. This is a true story. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by dm(m): 6:31pm On Jan 24, 2006 |
"thundrous applause" |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by spikelord(m): 7:04pm On Jan 24, 2006 |
Winks! |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by daychris(f): 10:59am On Feb 16, 2008 |
best judgement ever, i like the captain |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by hclacid(m): 9:05pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
that was sweet |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by clemcykul(f): 12:28pm On Feb 18, 2008 |
soooooooooo refreshing and sweet love my black heritage |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by manmustwac(m): 3:17pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
execellent story Odeku |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by clemcykul(f): 3:32pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
yesso man must wack for sure *goes off and wacks garri* |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by samanthaZA(f): 7:22am On Mar 09, 2008 |
If only there were more people in the world like that air hostess Whilst reading your posting I was hoping you were going to say at the end 'suddenly the airplane door flew open and the lady was sucked out by the force of the wind, never to be seen again - but I have to say that the real ending was just as good : 1 Like |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by delib: 1:51pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
thumbs up |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by willyede(m): 2:09pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
proud to be a nigger |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by tjtj1(m): 2:36pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
@last poster wtf?? we aint niggas we re africans |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by benjay1(m): 2:50pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
So when do i laugh ? |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by delib: 3:02pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
when your mama puts to bed again |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by benjay1(m): 3:05pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
Listen up you slowpoke, if you dont have regards for your parents, i do for mine. |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by tufe(m): 6:12pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
sharrap there, bloody idiot wey dey fear pass chicken. the last time i heard, u mother was giving birth at age 84. after that, she was taken to iyaba left, for giving birth to you in the first place |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by tjtj1(m): 6:18pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
lmao |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by tufe(m): 7:05pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
tj ma brother, how you doing. longest time. hope you are back to stay |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by ThugLife1(m): 10:56pm On Mar 09, 2008 |
Yes am back to stay |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by clemcykul(f): 12:53pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
u asked u? oya stay now |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by benjay1(m): 3:03pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
tufe: @Tufe I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass. |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by tufe(m): 3:10pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
your bloody a55 is down there, not up. be careful how you use English |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by benjay1(m): 3:15pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
pervert. U're such a waste. |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by segunpc(m): 3:44pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
good story but she achieved her aim of getting rid of the black broda |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by tufe(m): 3:51pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
@BEN just like your mama |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by benjay1(m): 3:59pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
@Tufe I can't diss your folks cos i dont have a problem with them. Na u be my concern. Now i see why they are celebrating seriously in your village. 1 fool missin, 3659 to go. |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by tufe(m): 4:13pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
**yawns** u are boring. let me move on to more important things |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by benjay1(m): 4:56pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
drags tufe back by the ear man if u no get yans just admit. |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by gunpoint(m): 5:35pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
dey r at it again *kinda reminds me of dat movie children of the corn* una b children of hungry!!! @poster so u r a witness wen i dealt wit dat white racist bit*h @nldrs bet ya'll didnt knw i fly planes in my spare time |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by folly69(m): 5:40pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
hmmmn tell us about it |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by gunpoint(m): 6:39pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
OK., 1ST OF ALL I, DEN SOMTIMES IF, BT I KNW ITS NT EASY, STIL, SO OBVIOUSLY U CAN SEE DAT, DO U UNDASTND NW?? |
Re: Racist Old Woman In A Plane by gilgee(m): 6:48pm On Mar 10, 2008 |
**forgets my brain at home, peeps in the thread, gunny's post don confuse me die.** Gunny abeg wetin u dey try yahn? |
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