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7 Ways Nigerians React When Someone Coughs In A Public Bus Amidst Coronavirus by teedoxman89(m): 9:50am On Mar 30, 2020
Admits coronavirus outbreak globally, there have been several preventive measures to curb the spread of the pandemic disease.
Some of which includes ➺ washing of hands, using hand sanitizers, maintain social distancing and avoiding crowded places.

However, people have ways they tend to exaggerate and act unconsciously amongst this outbreak. Hence, it has brought about different kind of reactions of people towards people that are perceived to exhibit the symptoms of coronavirus. One of the most evident symptoms is coughing or sneezing.

Of course, Nigerians make a buzz about everything and the bus can be described to be a good example of space were various reactions towards a person that exhibits the perceived symptom (Coughing) of coronavirus

See below 7 reactions people make in Public transport amidst coronavirus.
1. The Killer Eye Givers

This may sound funny but once you cough in a bus, whether it just a cold or perhaps you got choked people would immediately look at you like you have the virus.

The kind bad eye wey dem go take look you ehn, you will prefer to jump from the bus even when you know it’s moving with full speed.

2. The Warners

Once someone coughs in a bus, some people can go the length to start shouting and warn the person to sneeze or cough in a tissue, handkerchief or cover his/her mouth.

They won’t advise you in a friendly manner at all, they will insult you and shout madly at you while telling you the right thing to do not because they care about you, they just don’t want you to infect them ��

3. The Shifters

This can be quite painful but you cannot actually blame them. Immediately you cough, people would instantly shift and would not say the usual, bless you.

They will make it look as if you are an infected person, this can pain ehn but wetin man go do na? Nothing!

4. The Laughers

These are the kind of people that would laugh at any situation. They care less and are always ready to comment

5. The Nose Masks Wearers

It is quite amazing that Nigerians do not know when it appropriate to use a nose mask.

They practically wear it all day without changing it. Wetin concern them ����

6. The Insult Givers

These are the aggressive ones. They would instantly rain insult on you for wanting to kill them just immediately after you cough.

They are hyperactive and wouldn’t hesitate to curse if you dare cough or sneeze beside them. Dem dey para ���

7. The Very Spiritual One

These people believe that there is nothing like coronavirus and even if there’s, they can cure or chase it away with the blood of Jesus only.

They go to the length of sprinkling holy water, anointing oil on themselves and their love ones to keep them away from the Virus.

E go clear for una eye soon, you better take precautions and do the needful before it’s too late. Even God go tell you say him no send you if you dare ignore all the Warnings laid down by the Government.

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