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. by iamarealman(op): 7:07pm On Apr 03, 2020*

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Re: . by Newguyhere: 7:08pm On Apr 03, 2020

"I'm a virgin"... that's what she told me.
I shock when I penetrated and my prick lost inside.

Re: . by ValCon888: 7:13pm On Apr 03, 2020*

No girl has ever lied to me.
I am The Liar, The Scoundrel, The Player, and The Unrepentant Bad Dog.
Women are usually overawed by my sagacity.
And when I'm done, I dump them with alacrity.

Edit:
You guys need to relax. Stop taking everything you read on a faceless forum literally.

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Re: . by iamarealman(op): 7:13pm On Apr 03, 2020

Newguyhere:
"I'm a virgin"... that's what she told me.
I shock when I penetrated and my prick lost inside.

You see this my EX, I go still 4ck her when I come back to Lagos. Some women deserve to be treated as trash, because their brain Na trash.

Re: . by Hero10001: 7:18pm On Apr 03, 2020

In 100L my 300L babe had abortion in a traditional hospital, when I got there; she told me it was an appendicitis surgery.
I gave her some cash, bought beverges and other little things too.
Three months after, she told the fucking truth.
She said the guy responsible for the pregnancy was a cultist guy and he never showed any remorse after all she went thru and she's gonna kill him.
I got to know the babe was a member of a female frat too.

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Re: . by ebuk4real(m): 7:19pm On Apr 03, 2020

Mine told she will wait for me as she left for her law school only to get pregnant in less than a year...

I love her then sha

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Re: . by iamarealman(op): 7:19pm On Apr 03, 2020

Hero10001:
In 100L my 300L babe had abortion in a traditional hospital, when I got there; she told me it was an appendicitis surgery.
I gave her some cash, bought beverges and other little things too.
Three months after, she told the fucking truth.
She said the guy responsible for the pregnancy was a cultist guy and he never showed any remorse after all she went thru and she's gonna kill him.
I got to know the babe was a member of a female frat too.

My guy, fear girls o

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Re: . by EzzyCarter: 7:20pm On Apr 03, 2020

Me: "On a scale of one to ten, rate ur culinary skills "

Aunty: " 10.5 , Even my mum begs me to cook for the house whenever I'm around. Wait till you taste my food"...

Two months later, she's in my kitchen and I spot her adding salt to noodles . I overlooked that, another instance, she was adding locust bean to fried rice shocked

. Was shocked asf. She's the most bizarre cook I've ever met till date cheesy

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Re: . by Failure44: 7:22pm On Apr 03, 2020

Never dated, I'm too handsome for Nigerian women.

Re: . by iamarealman(op): 7:23pm On Apr 03, 2020

Failure44:
Never dated, I'm too handsome for Nigerian women.

How old are you?

Re: . by Chuknovski(m): 7:25pm On Apr 03, 2020

lies after lies after lies after lies after lies after lies after lies after lies... so I left her, she later played well but I was married, end of story

Re: . by Failure44: 7:25pm On Apr 03, 2020

iamarealman:
How old are you?

Re: . by StephenBB(m): 7:30pm On Apr 03, 2020

Mine has not lied to me b4.
I really love her for that.

Re: . by Nobody: 8:35pm On Apr 03, 2020

ValCon888:
No girl has ever lied to me.
I am The Liar, The Scoundrel, The Player, and The Unrepentant Bad Dog.
Women are usually overawed by my sagacity.
And when I'm done, I dump them with alacrity.

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Yeye...

People can shout on nairaland.

Will you continue to remain a liar, scoundrel, unrepentant Bad dog at the time you are old enough to be a good father, training godly children?

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Re: . by Nobody: 8:36pm On Apr 03, 2020

ebuk4real:

Mine told she will wait for me as she left for her law school only to get pregnant in less than a year...

I love her then sha

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That is what we call scam. The real scam
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Re: . by ValCon888: 8:37pm On Apr 03, 2020

OrestesDante:
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Yeye... People can shout on nairaland

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Re: . by Nobody: 8:41pm On Apr 03, 2020

Newguyhere:
"I'm a virgin"... that's what she told me.
I shock when I penetrated and my prick lost inside.

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Your prick was no where to be found.
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Re: . by Nobody: 8:44pm On Apr 03, 2020

Failure44:
Never dated, I'm too handsome for Nigerian women.

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Angola dey there my brother...

May the forces guide you
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Re: . by Richnerd69: 8:49pm On Apr 03, 2020

Searching my files and documents where I archived them in my room, in the name of knowing where I work. Someone i'm learning to trust, to love.

Re: . by iamarealman(op): 9:27pm On Apr 03, 2020

Richnerd69:
Searching my files and documents where I archived them in my room, in the name of knowing where I work. Someone i'm learning to trust, to love.

Hehe

Re: . by Nobody: 10:03pm On Apr 03, 2020

My fear for IBOL girls ehhn no be here
Any guy that date or marry them do that at is own peril
Ibol kwe nu ehhh grin

Shout out to all IBOL girls
I fear who no fear you grin

Re: . by iamarealman(op): 11:36pm On Apr 03, 2020

OrestesDante:

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Your prick was no where to be found.
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Re: . by iamarealman(op): 11:37pm On Apr 03, 2020

ZINIBANKS:
My fear for IBOL girls ehhn no be here
Any guy that date or marry them do that at is own peril
Ibol kwe nu ehhh
Shout out to all IBOL girls
I fear who no fear you

Fear them. Na only igbo man fit control Igbo woman

Re: . by iamarealman(op): 11:37pm On Apr 03, 2020

ZINIBANKS:
My fear for IBOL girls ehhn no be here
Any guy that date or marry them do that at is own peril
Ibol kwe nu ehhh
Shout out to all IBOL girls
I fear who no fear you

Fear them. Na only igbo man fit control Ibo woman

Re: . by iamarealman(op): 11:39pm On Apr 03, 2020

OrestesDante:

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Angola dey there my brother...

May the forces guide you
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He is a Virgin

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