fiaaaaammmmmm!!!..

tonididdy:
No way. In broad day light? And the police?

Which police
if you reside in Lagos State you'd understand better!

stubbornman:
I just bought a Machete this afternoon, sharpened it front and back and kept it under my bed..... God punish who no behave well!!!

that money you used in buying a matchet, you for use am buy cage for the gen and chain plus padlock or watchdogs.no be ekuke native dog o.fiery looking police dogs that will be on standby by your gen anybody wey near the gen anything wey im eye see make he take am like that

irunoko:
that money you used in buying a matchet, you for use am buy cage for the gen and chain plus padlock or watchdogs.no be ekuke native dog o.fiery looking police dogs that will be on standby by your gen anybody wey near the gen anything wey im eye see make he take am like that

For now I dey off My Gen by 11..... make eh no be say nah me find trouble

stubbornman:


For now I dey off My Gen by 11..... make eh no be say nah me find trouble

it's better oo

But shey by that time the thieves no go come back for vengeance come use weapon collect your gen because you know by that time everybody go dey im house nobody go know weyin dey happen outside.im referring to those who tuckin their guns inside their vest and then block you and raise the shirt up for your to see the gun in a bid to collect your gen?

irunoko:
it's better oo

But shey by that time the thieves no go come back for vengeance come use weapon collect your gen because you know by that time everybody go dey im house nobody go know weyin dey happen outside.im referring to those who tuckin their guns inside their vest and then block you and raise the shirt up for your to see the gun in a bid to collect your gen?

Dem go burn Dem fire for street

stubbornman:


Which police

if you reside in Lagos State you'd understand better!

Well thankfully I don't but something must be done.

beautyhd:
Hmmm

'ndia aparala my gen o' got me laughing.
You are lucky you saw it.

My problem with these petty thieves is stealing from struggling hustlers, they should up their games and Target the houses of top politicians and leave the innocent masses alone.

The hoodlums in lagos can take a bold step to bourdillon ikoyi and check if the bullion van is still there, we will appreciate that rather than disturbing people at agege, ogba, ikorodu etc.

I would love to come to lagos one day. I live in abj

Josnac:
The Street Is Getting Hot! My Experience Last Night.

About Last night...

Between 7:40pm - 7:45pm, It was dark, weather wasn't cooling down as quickly as it should and I've bored to eternity. So I decided to put on the generator to see a couple of movies I downloaded during the day.

I took the generator out to the backyard but for some funny reason, I opted to parboil rice first and set it for final cooking before returning to the generator.

Once done, I picked the gallon of fuel and that of the oil back to the the generator, and fiaaaaam, like a stunt in a Nigerian movie, my "Gen" was gone. I was stunned, my neighbour's generator was actually ON at the time, so I came back inside and went straight to check if any of neighbours returned it inside while I was in the kitchen, NONE!...lol, water don pass garri!

My landlady happened to be around and I sort of whispered "ndi a parala my gen o" and she was like "whaaat??!!, Please don't be joking like that" and reiterated I wasn't. Hunt for the gen started.

We went back out, I gently searched around, for footprints that weren't mine and which seemed to be moving away from the building and after some minutes, I found one, still fresh and at the edge of the fence where a heavy downpour with its accompanying breeze, brought down a part of the fence with our neighbours at the back. Drew the woman's attention to it, and she shouted even more.

I followed the footprint carefully but lost it halfway through the other building, but proceeded to the front where a couple where already watching from, trying to decipher what the noise was about. I told them as I got there and they said no one had Crossed them there, and on the strength of that, some others who had gathered after hearing the alarm my landlady raised, suggested we begin searching the front of the building adjacent to us at the back.

We started the search, with the help of the other guys who came out there, after some minutes..I found the generator, carefully kept under a table but partially covered with some rags for disguise.

All along I was largely speechless, but deep down I was enraged, super enraged but tried well to keep my cool.

You're under lockdown, I'm under lockdown..our stupid politicians are only after making radio and TV announcements without accompanying actions and Na my own Gen an idiot go wan move!!!

After this experience, I think I will get a nice machet, sharpen it front and back, and drop it closeby because I know this will get to a stage where some idiots will attempt to pick something from your room through the burglary, and nwanne if I jam that hand, just accept that the part that got in through the burglary is gone for good!!

The police and other security agencies are busy chasing Keke drivers and Okada who defied lockdown to try and feed, so none would be available to help o.

I now keep a sharp knife under my bed after a terrible experience I had few weeks ago. Someone came to my window at past 3am and that was the moment I just opened my eyes from sleep only to see someone with a Nokia touch trying to peek through the window. Though our fence was under construction cos rain pulled it down . I don’t care, anybody that tries to move anything I own will collect scar cos when he was collecting bribe during election I no follow collect. You voted for a bad leader so enjoy the heat.

Inukwa? Happy for you that you found it. Speaking of buying a matchet, legit gun dealers has sold a whooping 2 million guns since the lockdown in America. Everywhere, people are anticipating anarchy. It's when kasala go burst before this people will reopen our cities by force.

Josnac:
The Street Is Getting Hot! My Experience Last Night.

About Last night...

Between 7:40pm - 7:45pm, It was dark, weather wasn't cooling down as quickly as it should and I've bored to eternity. So I decided to put on the generator to see a couple of movies I downloaded during the day.

I took the generator out to the backyard but for some funny reason, I opted to parboil rice first and set it for final cooking before returning to the generator.

Once done, I picked the gallon of fuel and that of the oil back to the the generator, and fiaaaaam, like a stunt in a Nigerian movie, my "Gen" was gone. I was stunned, my neighbour's generator was actually ON at the time, so I came back inside and went straight to check if any of neighbours returned it inside while I was in the kitchen, NONE!...lol, water don pass garri!

My landlady happened to be around and I sort of whispered "ndi a parala my gen o" and she was like "whaaat??!!, Please don't be joking like that" and reiterated I wasn't. Hunt for the gen started.

We went back out, I gently searched around, for footprints that weren't mine and which seemed to be moving away from the building and after some minutes, I found one, still fresh and at the edge of the fence where a heavy downpour with its accompanying breeze, brought down a part of the fence with our neighbours at the back. Drew the woman's attention to it, and she shouted even more.

I followed the footprint carefully but lost it halfway through the other building, but proceeded to the front where a couple where already watching from, trying to decipher what the noise was about. I told them as I got there and they said no one had Crossed them there, and on the strength of that, some others who had gathered after hearing the alarm my landlady raised, suggested we begin searching the front of the building adjacent to us at the back.

We started the search, with the help of the other guys who came out there, after some minutes..I found the generator, carefully kept under a table but partially covered with some rags for disguise.

All along I was largely speechless, but deep down I was enraged, super enraged but tried well to keep my cool.

You're under lockdown, I'm under lockdown..our stupid politicians are only after making radio and TV announcements without accompanying actions and Na my own Gen an idiot go wan move!!!

After this experience, I think I will get a nice machet, sharpen it front and back, and drop it closeby because I know this will get to a stage where some idiots will attempt to pick something from your room through the burglary, and nwanne if I jam that hand, just accept that the part that got in through the burglary is gone for good!!

The police and other security agencies are busy chasing Keke drivers and Okada who defied lockdown to try and feed, so none would be available to help o.

Bike old AC and anything has been going missing in my state (done by experts or technicians). Clean magic.

dandydrey:
Where do u reside?


modified

Presently those robbers are here again in broad daylight...
Agege Lagos

You missed the gist. It is someone near him that had the guts to pick his gen. A stranger would be afraid that someone would spot him.

Jestin:
I know there is hunger in the land but pls my people do not resort to stealing. Voting for Buhari by Nigerians for a second term was a huge mistake.

People are stealing things that the street second hand price is 1k naira.

cyan2008:
Na SitAtHome palaver.

You do for Airtel?

This is funny.
You're even lucky to have found it.
Next time don't take it out when you're not ready to turn it on or better still build a small protector for it. That way you won't have to be moving it about it each time you wanna use it.

Ndoh. O?

If they can survive these my wicked boys guarding my house, well, my "short man"that is always lying cold besides my will arms them to where they belong to.

I don't take nonsense from those lazy thieves.

Jestin:
I know there is hunger in the land but pls my people do not resort to stealing. Voting for Buhari by Nigerians for a second term was a huge mistake.

Make una enjoy am. We say vote Mogholu or Sowore or any other reasonable candidate. Una day “Mbanu! We die here with Buhari”....Next level don dey shine well! Oya, make we continue. Nonsense!

beardlessdude:
I would love to come to lagos one day. I live in abj

Ok

beautyhd:


Ok

maybe i will contact you to show me around then.

Josnac:


Uncle beardlessdude, matchmaking on my thread attracts a consultation fee of ₦5,000.
Understood??

thief?