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Whats Politics? by Nobody: 10:25am On Jan 05, 2011
Boy: Dad whats Politics
Dad: Let me use our family as an example,I have all the money u call me the Management,Mom recieves most of the money u call her the government,the maid is the working class,u're the people and ur baby brother is the future.
''Hope u now understand?''
Boy: I still dnt understand
Dad: Think bout it 4 a while son

Later that nite,the boy wakes up b'cos the baby brother is crying,he goes in and finds out that he's soiled his diaper,so he goes out to call the mum but finds her fast asleep then he moves over to the maids room to inform her just to notice that she was having S*E*X wit the father,he knocks till no avail.

So in the morning he walks up to the Dad and says ''Dad i now understand the meaning of Politics"
Dad: Really? Whats it then?
Boy: The management was screwing the working class,the govt was fast asleep,the people ignored and the future was full of Shit.
Re: Whats Politics? by eldav(m): 10:44am On Jan 05, 2011
hehe
Re: Whats Politics? by Nobody: 10:51am On Jan 05, 2011
Cant believe i made u laugh

*runs out celebrating*
Re: Whats Politics? by jokingmary(m): 11:08am On Jan 05, 2011
Celebrating?
Cause u made someone laugh?
Now thats the best joke cheesy
Re: Whats Politics? by Nobody: 11:10am On Jan 05, 2011
Tanks Mary.
U're a big broda to me.
Re: Whats Politics? by jokingmary(m): 11:20am On Jan 05, 2011
Thanks cheesy
Re: Whats Politics? by StudioCFR(m): 11:35am On Jan 05, 2011
Where is the joke?


Ben10 please move dis thread to do or die politics in nigeria.com.2011 section



Thanks
Re: Whats Politics? by eldav(m): 11:44am On Jan 05, 2011
hey mehn

u nid some serious growing u 2 do.

n0r b fight o.

hehe
Re: Whats Politics? by StudioCFR(m): 12:41pm On Jan 05, 2011
I wont reply till yo able to correct yo oyinbo Blunder*


Bloody Illiterate
Re: Whats Politics? by shakara4u(m): 12:44pm On Jan 05, 2011
nice joke, but won't laff,coz hv seen it agian and again and again
Re: Whats Politics? by StudioCFR(m): 12:52pm On Jan 05, 2011
Wetin make we come do?
Re: Whats Politics? by shakara4u(m): 12:55pm On Jan 05, 2011
cry,
Re: Whats Politics? by eldav(m): 1:00pm On Jan 05, 2011
hehE

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