Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,238 members, 7,818,801 topics. Date: Monday, 06 May 2024 at 04:23 AM

Meaning Of Politics - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Meaning Of Politics (1766 Views)

Meaning Of Politics! / Understanding Of Politics. / Definition Of Politics. (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

Meaning Of Politics by babaowo: 7:42pm On Mar 19, 2012
A little boy goes to his dad and asks. "what is politics?" Dad says, "well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your mom, she's the administrator of the money,so we call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the future. Now,think about that and see it that make sense,".............. So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said, later that night, he hears baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He find that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.so the little boy goes to his parents room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her,he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the key hole and sees his father in bed with nanny. He gave up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to the father, dad i think i understand the concept of politics now." The father says good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about? "the boy replies, " well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound aslep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit." lol is joke but this is the actual state of our country.

1 Like

Re: Meaning Of Politics by babaowo: 7:53pm On Mar 19, 2012
i pray God will deliver our nation.
Re: Meaning Of Politics by Nobody: 11:09pm On Mar 19, 2012
Seen dis before, and still unfunny..... undecided
Re: Meaning Of Politics by Yorisb: 11:14pm On Mar 19, 2012
^^Go write ur own na. *tsheew* undecided
Re: Meaning Of Politics by babaowo: 8:29am On Mar 20, 2012
Yorisb: ^^Go write ur own na. *tsheew* undecided
.............. Thank you ooo! She is olodo in d house lol
Re: Meaning Of Politics by Nobody: 8:45am On Mar 20, 2012
babaowo: .............. Thank you ooo! She is olodo in d house lol
eerrr.....xcuse me, are u in pry3 ??
#no offence, just a question.
Re: Meaning Of Politics by dani1luv: 8:45am On Mar 20, 2012
babaowo: .............. Thank you ooo! She is olodo in d house lol
lmaoooooooo grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Meaning Of Politics by babaowo: 9:11am On Mar 20, 2012
booqee: eerrr.....xcuse me, are u in pry3 ??
#no offence, just a question.
.......... Noe I'm still in KG class.....olodo upon 10!
Re: Meaning Of Politics by babaowo: 9:12am On Mar 20, 2012
dani1luv:
lmaoooooooo grin grin grin grin grin grin
....... U better come out straight!
Re: Meaning Of Politics by Ruqaya(f): 9:47am On Mar 20, 2012
Uhun
Re: Meaning Of Politics by babaowo: 10:51am On Mar 20, 2012
he!he! Dem want chop me for here!!! I dey run comot for joke section cabals lol
Re: Meaning Of Politics by babaowo: 10:54am On Mar 20, 2012
no offence ooo!!!
Re: Meaning Of Politics by dani1luv: 12:12pm On Mar 20, 2012
babaowo: ....... U better come out straight!
u mumu sha undecided
Re: Meaning Of Politics by Yorisb: 12:42pm On Mar 20, 2012
babaowo: .......... Noe I'm still in KG class.....olodo upon 10!

PMSLgrin
Re: Meaning Of Politics by babaowo: 2:09pm On Mar 20, 2012
dani1luv:
u mumu sha undecided
............ Yeah too much sef cos my surname is MUMUNI.

(1) (Reply)

Describe This Engineer With One Word / Exposed: Meet Mrcork's Girlfriend / The Real Full Meaning?

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 12
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.