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Mothers Worst Nightmare by shakara4u(m): 3:26pm On Jan 05, 2011
Dear mum,

I am writing you this note to say that I haven't been honest to you lately.

I have a boyfriend, his name is Dragon and he lives in a trailer in the woods he wears biker clothes and deals Ecstasy.

I am moving in with him and I am four months pregnant.

His friends will come over all the time so I can get a little frisky with them.

We will make a living out of growing drugs and selling them to Dragons friends as are both already drug addicts, we will live a life of drugs beer and all the sex.


Wish us luck
Katie

P.S.
I am at the neighbors house, all of the above was a lie I just wanted to let you know there are worse things in life than my report card which is in the top drawer.

Xx
Re: Mothers Worst Nightmare by babyme1(f): 3:52pm On Jan 05, 2011
Recycled.
Re: Mothers Worst Nightmare by shakara4u(m): 4:09pm On Jan 05, 2011
u dont mean it,

so its recycled?

com bak here n tell me where u hv seen it b4
Re: Mothers Worst Nightmare by eldav(m): 4:53pm On Jan 05, 2011
Dry
Re: Mothers Worst Nightmare by yinkalink(f): 5:45pm On Jan 05, 2011
Sori,but she's ryt. Av seen abt 3 versions of it but ur remix was ok
Re: Mothers Worst Nightmare by shakara4u(m): 6:11pm On Jan 05, 2011
awwwwwwwwwww, tank you for seeing it again
Re: Mothers Worst Nightmare by EfemenaXY: 2:39pm On Jan 09, 2011
Shakara - something fresh pls

nor fall ma hand o!. . . tongue
Re: Mothers Worst Nightmare by yinkalink(f): 3:00pm On Jan 09, 2011
shakara4u:

awwwwwwwwwww, tank you for seeing it again
anytime bro

efe's ryt, i nid sumtin fresh too
Re: Mothers Worst Nightmare by lysaa(f): 8:37pm On Jan 09, 2011
shakara4u:

u dont mean it,

so its recycled?

com bak here n tell me where u hv seen it b4
Chillax. .we don see am tire. grin
Re: Mothers Worst Nightmare by shakara4u(m): 1:43pm On Jan 10, 2011
Kissing's a pleasure

Fucking's a game

Guys get all the pleasure

Girls get all the pain

He says he loves you, and you believe it's true

Until your belly starts to swell and he says hell with you.

10 minutes of pleasure, 9 months and pain

3 days in hospital, a child without a name

The baby's a bastard

The mother's a LovePeddler

This never would have happened if the rubber hadn't tore
Re: Mothers Worst Nightmare by Anabel(f): 1:55pm On Jan 10, 2011
Seen sumfin similar bt i like urs
Re: Mothers Worst Nightmare by shakara4u(m): 1:59pm On Jan 10, 2011
thanx pweety grin grin grin grin grin grin

embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed

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