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12 Laws That Isaac Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by kenzosky: 12:21pm On Apr 26, 2020
These things don't always happen but very probable.

1. LAW OF CHEAPER THINGS

You always get the cheaper things once you have bought the expensive one.


2.LAW OF QUEUE

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

3.LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

4.LAW OF THE TOOLS

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

5.Bath Theorem[/b]

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone starts to ring.

[b]6. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS


The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

7.LAW OF THE RESULT

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

8.LAW OF BIOMECHANICAL

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

9.LAW OF COFFEE

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

10.LAW OF EXAM

A book will remain in state of rest or covered in dust until exam time.

11.LAW OF SLEEP

The nap comes enjoyable when the alarm sounds.

12. LAW OF BREAD

When the buttered slice of bread falls it always falls on the buttered side.

Which of the above happens to you quite often?

Re: 12 Laws That Isaac Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Oluwasaeon(m): 12:24pm On Apr 26, 2020
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Re: 12 Laws That Isaac Newton Forgot To Tell Us About by Hardey33: 2:09pm On Apr 26, 2020
Lol more of coincidence bro!!

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