1. When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?
A: No! I’m training to die

2. Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:- Need it to be fixed?
A: No, it got bored of staying home alone so I brought It over for a ride

3. When It’s raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are you going out in this rain?
A: No, in the next one
 
4. When you wake up, then comes an  asking you: - You Awake?
A: No. I'm sleep walking!

5. Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you?
A: At the bus stop!

6. They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?
A: No, I fell in the toilet bowl!

7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?
A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.‎​>

8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers?
A: No baby! Na Carrots.

9. You’re in the toilet when your wife knocks on the door asking:  - honey wat are you doin in  the toilet?
A: am cooking beans

10. You're on the queue to buy tickets @ the cinema, a friend saw u & ask:- what are u doing here?
A: I'm here to pay my school fees!

And my personal favorite:

You leave your house on a journey and when you come back into the house hours later:
Q: Are you back?
A: No menn l still dey road

u try.

^^ post your own na

Nice. I love rejoinders

wetin bee reyoinders?

I nor know for u

you must be blond ( plenty ofiense)

U just made a terrible blunder there but carry go. .after all u are an Ebo!

hello lysaa,hw r d twins doin 2day?

Are u alright?

ansa d damn question

u nd ur dirty mind

mtschew

number 5 thank you very much, I've been looking for an answer to give to that silly question for ages now. Thanks once again.

eldav

U mean sey lyssa get twins for house?

Chai

Lysa dey carry d Bouncy twins around

Now i understand

hello lysaa,hw r d twins doin 2day?

OMG!!!!

same rejoinders all tru, @op,jst 3 would hv been ok

wetin dey worry dis ppl sef?

abeg make una n0r dey lie on top me.

mtschew.

Lol

Nice one poster.
No. 1 and 4 really get on my nerves.
But I do ask some of the questions sometimes.

Ewww @ am cooking beans

seems u can relate well with that.

eldav:

ansa d damn question

u nd your dirty mind

mtschew

U are beside urself obviously, don't try to rub it off on me.

now shift!

The joke funny die ! nice one bros

8. Your boyfriend comes to your house with a bunch of flowers. And you still ask him:- are those Flowers?
A: No baby! Na Carrots.

guy u wicked die.
so funny i cant stop thinking about all of them,wish i can answer questions that witty n fast

7. You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?
A: No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and get me.‎​> Tongue Angry Grin
lol