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Nigerian Man With Sense by bashydemy(m): 7:23am On Jan 15, 2011 |
On a ship, an American man, an English man, and a Nigerian were sailing. Suddenly the Devil appeared and said, "Drop something in the sea, if I find it I will eat you, If I can't, then I will be your slave!" The American dropped a diamond, the Devil found it and ate him. The English man dropped a small platinum piece, the Devil found it and ate him too. Now its the Nigeria's turn. The Nigerian opened a bottle of water and poured it in the sea and said: "Na today , find am nah!!!" 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by regbaby(f): 10:25am On Jan 15, 2011 |
lol, naija no dey carry last |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by bashydemy(m): 10:49am On Jan 15, 2011 |
Yes bro 9ja won enslave satan |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by Nobody: 11:56am On Jan 15, 2011 |
Lol!, nice one. |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by Danja4sure(m): 12:42pm On Jan 15, 2011 |
I LOVE 9JA we no dey carry last |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by k9ine(m): 12:58pm On Jan 15, 2011 |
Bashy y u wicked like dis. U giv devil holiday assignment, & u com stil break pple ribs. |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by bashydemy(m): 2:28pm On Jan 15, 2011 |
^^wetin make i do now since we are on joke section now abi |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by ARareGem(f): 4:08pm On Jan 15, 2011 |
Good one poster |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by yinkalink(f): 7:25pm On Jan 15, 2011 |
4 once bashy made me laugh. i predict great things to come in d future |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by bashydemy(m): 7:51pm On Jan 15, 2011 |
am glad i make you laugh |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by Nobody: 10:07pm On Jan 15, 2011 |
this is hilarious damn |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by plappville(f): 10:22pm On Jan 15, 2011 |
Nice one!! This one funny pass funny |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by Kunbee: 2:39am On Jan 16, 2011 |
Smart badt guys like me |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by bashydemy(m): 6:09am On Jan 16, 2011 |
^^^ who told you that you smart? |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by StudioCFR(m): 11:14am On Jan 16, 2011 |
Bashy U try make my kid sister laugh for dis joke Weldone bro I see u lol |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by lysaa(f): 11:41am On Jan 16, 2011 |
^^More like u translate these jokes to bed time story for ya sis. hmm. @joke Hot! |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by Pharoh: 1:52pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
^^ Like you @post Nice jokes bro keep it up and permission to take it to my facebook status lol. |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by EfemenaXY: 2:36pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
Lol!! Cool Joke Bashy - me likey!! you don finally arrive! **er. . .so the devil kept his word and didn't eat the Nigerian then??** |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by koolchicco: 2:40pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
bashy_demy: LWKMD4HROTFLMAO |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by EfemenaXY: 2:48pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
^^ you too dey exaggerate simple laff like every1 else go do no need for the theatrics - drama queen |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by StudioCFR(m): 2:48pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
Lyssa I too like to dey open mouth Like fish dey yarn dust' Comot make i see road jor Mtchew |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by koolchicco: 3:06pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
Efemena_xy: Bia this Abi u no wan make I show my cute and immaculate dentition huh? |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by EfemenaXY: 3:10pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
No be |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by StudioCFR(m): 3:20pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
Chai My bad Lol Wish i could modify dat statement bout lyssa Not 'i" 'U'' (LYSSA I MEANT) lol |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by koolchicco: 3:22pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
Efemena_xy: Where's mile3 again Pls |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by StudioCFR(m): 3:26pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
Then u must be ugly then No Ofience |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by Pharoh: 3:32pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
Some people no well for this thread . . . sha |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by koolchicco: 3:40pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
Studio CFR: How so Oga? May I remind u that the current Mr Africa is from Mpatasie in Kumasi. |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by StudioCFR(m): 3:49pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
Koolchinko He bribed his way to victory |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by koolchicco: 4:17pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
Studio CFR: Chinko me? Of course he bribed his way with his sexy bodily Charms seeing as most of the judges were females. Now use your NO6. |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by EfemenaXY: 5:36pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
^^ But that your name dey tell me say you be female but you act agressively like a man so ma conclusion is: you are neither a he nor a she but an it |
Re: Nigerian Man With Sense by eldav(m): 5:43pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
tehahaha |
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