Yeah buddies! Plz letz post any funny thread u came across anywhere on nairalane either jokes section,romance,celebrity,family e.t.c. Ok let me drop the few i have very funny thread.

www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-76618.160.html , www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-96982.32.html

Guy c'mon post a joke jor

we nor wan read old stufff from the Romance Sections

We're jokers here - not Romeos and Juliets

Efemena scroll down a lil u wil c one of ma thread with jokes,

I nor wan click your link

I nor wan scoll look 2005 joke

I wan read fresh jokes jor

U sha no wan gree ok i go trow u 1 na.

Cmon p.wiz make the lady happy. You can act like a clown if that can help.

^^wetin?

how you find road come dis side Xynerise? You lost?

Oga P.Wiz - I dey wait o!

**adjusts her chair accordingly, awaiting his bomb of a joke. . .**

You dey ask king whether e lost for his own throne? We both know I am among the stakeholders of this forum.

You dey ask king whether e lost for his own throne? We both know I am among the stakeholders of this forum.

A lil'boy was in a danfo bus reciting d poem they were taught in school.He started this way "IF MY MOTHER IS A QUEEN AND MY FATHER IS A KING I WIL BE A PRINCE", "IF MY FATHER IS A COCK AND MY MOTHER IS A HEN I WIL BE A CHICK".He kip reciting diff tunes until it start to irritate the danfo driver.The driver kip calm bt the persist until d driver couldnt take it no more.All of a sudden the angry driver ask the lil'boy that "IF UR FATHER IS AN ARMED ROBBER AND UR MOTHER IS AN ASHEWO WHAT WIL U BE? The boy replied that he wil be a danfo driver!!!, Efe If u nid more i go giv jst free me make i finish dis tin.

A lil'boy was in a danfo bus reciting d poem they were taught in school.He started this way "IF MY MOTHER IS A QUEEN AND MY FATHER IS A KING I WIL BE A PRINCE", "IF MY FATHER IS A COCK AND MY MOTHER IS A HEN I WIL BE A CHICK".He kip reciting diff tunes until it start to irritate the danfo driver.The driver kip calm bt the persist until d driver couldnt take it no more.All of a sudden the angry driver ask the lil'boy that "IF UR FATHER IS AN ARMED ROBBER AND UR MOTHER IS AN ASHEWO WHAT WIL U BE? The boy replied that he wil be a danfo driver, If u nid more i go giv jst free me make i finish dis tin.

why the double posting??

Anyway, nice 1 but I don see this joke before

another one pls P.Wiz

^^ I don tell you say this na jokes section

why you still dey carry old Romance & Dating topics come our side??

Pls post joke make I read jor

I wan laff today.

Little johnny went to meet his father that he wants go get married.The conversation ensued btw them LITTLEJOHNNY:-DAD I WANT TO GET MARRIED, FATHER:-(jokingly)WOW THATZ MY BOY.DO U HAVE ANYONE IN MIND?, LITTLEJOHNNY:-YES DAD.MY GRANDMA!!!, FATHER:-(annoyed)WHAT? U WANT TO MARRY MOTHER?, LITTLEJOHNNY:-YES DAD NO PARTIAL.U TOO MARRIED MY MOTHER!!!, Efe wil u free me nw 4 anoda time?

I knw wat to do.2mao i go devote tym open a thread con post joke 1001 jokes 4 here, Efe try read dos links if u wunt laff fall for ground.

Nice Joke P.wiz

I like it

but er. . .no - I nor wan free you (yet)

you've wet ma appetite, more jokes pls. . .

more! More!! MORE!!!

Jokes section don suffer.

time waster you have succeeded in wasting my time this morning

We dont wanna read lovey dovey romance stuff, post jokes man!

BTW na u tel u sey na romance huh? No wori am back 2dai 4 more.

JOKE OF THE DAY A lady woke her 46yrs old son dis mornin and said I.K u want make i die before my time? Why u nor want marry? The son looked at her and said mama i neva hammer, when i hammer i go get babe then marry her. His mum looked at him and said it takes a brave heart to toast a gurl, u can even ask ur father when he asked me 2 marry him he was poor. The boi smiled and said mama if na nowadays ehn papa 4 nor marry lie lie. Gurls of these days dem b fast food gurls, dem b fish tins, c married men dey chop dem like biscuit. Angrily d woman asked her daughter Kelechi na true? Kelechi havin lost Joy said if dem lyk make dem chop us lyk kpomo na their moni kill am. Lol

Lol

So na true dem dey chop girls like kpomo?


Observation,
Some guys no dey only chop girls like biscuit and kpomo, them dey also suck and lick dew like orange and ice-cream.



*where's my vaseline*