zigbo:

i'm sorry but i found that long and boring

Mustay:

this place has become boring

cute9jaguy:

this is funny,i think i have to go see that post

top_kin:


@all ---- your replies make me feel guilty, and this will be the last time am going to read any reply here before am push to change my love toward this angel , like l said before, l love her so much and nothing can ever change that OK even if l see any nairalander in person,

Make l tell Una please this insult is enough OK, am just too mad right now ,

One question to all ----------- Do you want to separate us? l guess if l keep reading this, something evil could just happen l better leave before that happen

l love her and nothing can Change that
thank you all for your insult.

naijatech:

HELLO,THIS IS THE CEO/MD OF NEWNAIJA CORPORATION,AN ICT FIRM LOCATED IN LAGOS,NIGERIA.I NEED YOUNG BOYS AND GIRLS,WHO HAVE THEIR OWN COMPANIES ALSO
TO BE MY FRIEND.SO THAT TOGETHER WE CAN BUILD BIG MULTINATIONAL CORPORATIONS
IF YOU WANT TO BE MY BUSINESS ASSOCIATE AND FRIEND,
CALL ME(KINGSLEY)ON 07083372391

kanirip:

I'm convinced without any sort of doubt that this aitotomige fellow is mad.

First he comes to a Nigerian Programmer froum and starts a topic 'Why are Nigerian Programmers so dumb'?

Then he proceeds to go on some senseless rant about how what programming languages define how intelligent people are, how social websites such as facebook only have clones and some more putrid nonesense that my brain must have vomited on immediate consumption and as such I am incapable of repeating.

Just because you *intend* to develop some funny thing on Amazons servers in Ireland/Europe does not give you the right to tell us whether one language is better than the other, or what we should develop with our time and our talent. The fact that in your infinite 'wisdom' your biggest accomplishment (or at the very least what you believed would impres us ) was the development of an e-purchase site which will be hosted by Amazon gives me a brief insight into what kind of person you are.

I'd be more impressed if you hosted it yourself and devloped the dbms with which you host your site completely in Python with complete RDBMS ACIDIDTY!

Using your (terrribly flawed) logic, the most useless/incapable/verbose programming language on this planet is Assembly Language!

Someone please change this topic to ' Why is aitoehigie so naive?'

Your Good Friend
The Nigerian

iya aje:

na so naija girls dey do,
when something dey sweet them, them go dey pretend,
leave me o,
no touch me o,
leave my cloth jo,
no remove my cloth o,
i dey warn you o,
no remove my pant o,
he he no put am o, i say no put am you put am ok now,
just finish you go see wetin i go do you today,
no come o, i say no come,
abi you wan come,
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i'm ko ko ko ko ko komnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.

LAKANYE~:

hey, what are you looking for under the table?
"I AM LOOKING FOR MY FATHER"
What do you know about your father?
MY MOTHER TOLD ME HE IS FROM ABRIBA
what else do you know about your father?
NOTHING
ok then, let's go to a place called NAIRALAND on the internet, there are lots of memebers from ABRIBA online
OK
I think one of them must be your father!
HMMN, I THINK SO TOO.
Why do you think so?
I THINK MOST OF THE MEN FROM THE EASTERN PARTS OF NIGERIA ON NAIRALAND ARE IRRESPONSIBLE, THEY SLEEP WITH WOMEN, GET THEM PREGNANT, AND RUN AWAY TO NAIRALAND KINGDOM.
Whao, if that statement is true, then, one of them must be your father.
YES, ONE OF THEM MUST BE MY FATHER I AM SURE.

WHAO, I NEVER KNEW THAT. THIS IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM

Its not only Raking o. Some pastors slap. They give people dirty slap, in the name of "RECEIVE THE HOLY GHOST" Make God Help us o.

I was in a church, some times ago. to witness the ordination of a friend, who became a worker in the church. The pastor called the new workers in the church to fall out and be on a line.They were asked to close their eyes and Pray. I noticed the pastor slapping them a double slap. i mean both the left and right cheek.

After the church program, i asked my friend, and he said the pastors palms were so strong and thick. But Been a new worker he could not Complain.


May God Help us o. If na me, i can't take such in the name of ordination o. i go give the pastor backhand slap whalai