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Son Of A Bitch by Nobody: 12:23pm On Jan 17, 2011
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."

Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
Re: Son Of A Bitch by yinkalink(f): 12:24pm On Jan 17, 2011
tehehehe grin grin
Re: Son Of A Bitch by ElementG(m): 12:32pm On Jan 17, 2011
nice one EL, man i dey feel u dis year, u r booming hot cool cool cool
Re: Son Of A Bitch by Nobody: 12:42pm On Jan 17, 2011
i concur ;d
Re: Son Of A Bitch by Nobody: 12:45pm On Jan 17, 2011
Element its my year to shine grin grin grin
Re: Son Of A Bitch by eldav(m): 1:42pm On Jan 17, 2011
comot jor

as if e n0r b copy nd paste

well sha,d joke tight.
Re: Son Of A Bitch by StudioCFR(m): 2:25pm On Jan 17, 2011
As if na u be the father, u no go give the girl wheel barrow style join


Mtchew



But some girls useless o
Re: Son Of A Bitch by eldav(m): 2:40pm On Jan 17, 2011
bros get off my back

ur sour breath dey make my dizzy.

*n0 offence*
Re: Son Of A Bitch by StudioCFR(m): 3:53pm On Jan 17, 2011
I'm too bussy to begin u exchange
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