1
Everything on Ladies upper body starts with a "B" , Blouse,
Bra, Bikini , B(.)(.)bs,
& the lower body with a "P" - Petticoat,
Pants, period,Panties, P***y.
No wonder men suffer from "BP."

2
Making love in D dark helps orgasm & Having dinner by candle light wit ur partner reignites ur relatnship.

Dis message is brought to u by PHCN

3
wife says to hubby, 'i had a wet dream last night. He says 'really?', 'yes' she replies 'you got hit by a bus and i p.i.s.s.e.d myself laughing!! '

4
A young girl after her honeymoon came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :When this 70 year old bastard told me he has saved a lot from last 50 years, , “I thought It was MONEY”,

5

A few months after his parents were divorced, Little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"
Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom,, he saw a man on top of her.

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

6

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

lol @ 50 years of saving
nice one dawg lanchester

Such job, many playfulness, so gorgeous