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A Smart Child by Nobody: 12:29pm On Jan 17, 2011 |
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" The teacher had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9". Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36". And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third-grade." The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Harry both agree. The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?" Harry, after a moment, "Legs." Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question! Harry replied, "Pockets." Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?" Harry: "Pants" Teacher: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid? Harry: Coconut The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge. Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky? Harry: Bubblegum Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and a dog do on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer. Harry: Shake hands Teacher: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay? Harry: Yep. Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. Harry: Tent Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. Principal was looking restless and bit tense. Harry: Wedding Ring Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good. Harry: Nose Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. Harry: Arrow Teacher: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement? Harry: Firetruck The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I missed the last ten questions myself." |
Re: A Smart Child by eldav(m): 2:20pm On Jan 17, 2011 |
very funny. |
Re: A Smart Child by ememoluwa: 4:29pm On Jan 17, 2011 |
lmao nice one. Meanwhile the principal should be sent to grade 1. lol |
Re: A Smart Child by shakara4u(m): 6:07pm On Jan 17, 2011 |
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d |
Re: A Smart Child by yinkalink(f): 6:11pm On Jan 17, 2011 |
Kid kinda reminds me of maself.lol! |
Re: A Smart Child by Coolabbie: 8:41am On Jan 18, 2011 |
A smart chap indeed |
Re: A Smart Child by Dabss(m): 2:24pm On Jan 18, 2011 |
lol 8.425/10 |
Re: A Smart Child by Nobody: 3:01pm On Jan 18, 2011 |
^ Naa Waa for you Just serious dey give scores to ma work dem |
Re: A Smart Child by shakara4u(m): 3:03pm On Jan 18, 2011 |
na correct teacher |
Re: A Smart Child by lysaa(f): 3:04pm On Jan 18, 2011 |
recycled. .funny still. The old woman is a perv! |
Re: A Smart Child by Bishopking: 10:57pm On Jan 19, 2011 |
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I missed the last ten questions myself." [quote][/quote] me too! |
Re: A Smart Child by Freesia(f): 8:54pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
Harry run |
Re: A Smart Child by where: 9:15pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
nice |
Re: A Smart Child by oderemo(m): 9:24pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
8/10. good joke. |
Re: A Smart Child by koolchicco: 12:45am On Jan 22, 2011 |
Re: A Smart Child by tonyfred(m): 12:09pm On Jan 22, 2011 |
good one pal funny |
Re: A Smart Child by HamidO1(m): 12:05am On Jan 23, 2011 |
Nice one, Na wa for the teacher sef, ask me one of those questions and I'll surely give her the kinda answer she truely deserves, |
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