An 18 year old boy asked a married woman out , the woman got pissed and went to tell her husband about the proposal. The husband told the woman to
invite the boy over so that he can beat the hellout of him, he would
hide under d bed.
The woman did as her husband requested ....
when the boy got there he kissed the woman and took of his T-shirt and
his body was full of scars so the woman asked "why so many scars " the
boy replied " I live to lay married women and usually I get caught so I
kill the husbands , if someone shows up now he will be number 20 on my
murder list "
. .. the boy continued on kissing the woman and the woman tried to reach
out for her husband under the bed and a small voice came up
"Leave me alone, do you want me to get killed?"
What kind of an husband is that??

Guy u no de shame, dis na anoda person joke go crack ur own, Shame on u.

T-smooth:
Guy u no de shame, dis na anoda person joke go crack ur own, Shame on u.

joke be coconut??

Guy dis ur joke is old and stale. U copied it from here: www.nairaland.com/969724/leave-me-alone-want-me

so with d power vested in me, i hereby Lock dis thread!

Bukky, I swear to God I never copied it from any Nairaland's post... I saw it in a book.

Mr...Cork! You're on my WANTED list.... Wanna know your offence??

^^@umartins. Ok, i was thinkin maybe u copied it from dere. Had it been it had not been posted before, it would've probably been funny. No wahala sha.

Mr..Cork:



boogeee..sweeery u seem to think every joke is dry... did somebody swaaaaar for you? am curious?

did u drink gutter water two times today?? I'm wondering why u pasted dis same post two times. One on dat ur extremely dry thread about husband material, and dis is the 2nd one.
Go see a doctor pls.

booqee: ^^@umartins. Ok, i was thinkin maybe u copied it from dere. Had it been it had not been posted before, it would've probably been funny. No wahala sha.

did u drink gutter water two times today?? I'm wondering why u pasted dis same post two times. One on dat ur extremely dry thread about husband material, and dis is the 2nd one.
Go see a doctor pls.

sweery boggge... real ladies do not swaaar... you swaaar too much.

Which class did you drop out in school?? Pry 2?? Or u dint even go to school?? No lie oh. (U don't know d meaning of swear?!)
Pls could u highlight d swear words in my post, u dis mushin londoner wannabe.