Segun came home from the pub late one Friday evening
stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed
beside his wife who was already asleep.
When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the
end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who
the hell are you?" Demanded Segun, "and what are you
doing in my bedroom?".

The mysterious Man answered, "This isn't your bedroom
and I'm St Peter".

Segun was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be,
I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to
my family, you've got to send me back straight
away".

St Peter replied "Yes, you can be reincarnated but
there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog
or a hen."

Segun knowing there was a farm not
far from his house,he asked to be sent back as a hen.

A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and
clucking around pecking the ground.

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said, "So
you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first
day here?"

"It's not so bad" replies Segun, "but I have this
strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode".

"You're ovulating." explained the rooster, "Don't tell
me you've never laid an egg before".

"Never" replies Segun

"Well just relax and let it happen".

And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds
later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense
feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got
the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the
first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling
of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being
reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever
happened to him, ever!!!

The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay
his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of
his head and heard his wife shouting:
"Segun, wake up you drunken bas*ard, you're sh*tting
in the bed!"

Roflmao

Best joke ever!!

funny

darn!

very funny

nice joke poster

lwkmd4h, . . . . .the best i ever had

O my gosh! Funny. This brightens my evening

;d ;d

so he misunderstood Poo for egg

yes i think LOL

best joke ever!

Buahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, that is the tightest joke ever, Props.

nyc one man,

thanks guys

been long i saw ur pictures, how body?

i am cool guy, u know i share kdk picture thread with mine so some of the pics are either sent to his or mine with u and badhy's contribution, but i will soon upgrade

Lol. Too funny

yeah funny! I hope studio tells it well to chichi. LOL

^^ u don dey find ur second hubby trouble, abi?

This is cracking me up

No break sha

Haha yes u can crack but dont break. .bones havee spoken. LOL

Mr.Bones:

^^ u don dey find your second hubby trouble, abi?

Ermm who be my 1st n second hubby?

Picks up a 600 leaves exercise to check. Lysaa pls they plenty pass ocean jor but na stud be second sha

I know say dem plenty but for studio?. .lai lai

Me n im na north n south pole.

Thats what i mean. Opposite poles do attract. Don't they?

Abi u wan disapprove the popular rule

Erm, slip of the fingers LOL

me n im na south south hehehe. .come don;t run me on the fast lane o LOL

Sweet confession abi confusion. No mind me jor.

But na lie?

LIVE! u can lie.

wow. Interestin

Sorry i don't watch NTA LIVE. I already know na patronized lies they de display.

I guess am wrong about which number sha. Maybe third

Mr sabi sabi na u know o.