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Poem: Phayvour - Letter To Social Media by BaryPresh(m): 8:20am On May 24, 2020
To My love-lorn applications
It wasn't supposed to turn out like this
No doubt, you keep me entertained and educated but I need a break
I wake up and I am replying all my DMs on WhatsApp cos they said I should

I say its just going to be a few minutes but I am still here looking at people’s statuses
1 hour later, I get notified @xyz recently posted on their stories on Instagram and for the next 1 hour, I’m taking screenshots of clothes I won’t sew, hearting people’s posts and commenting on @taooma’s skits

I’m still here and @aprokodoctor just tweeted something and I’m on Twitter streets going through all the tweets and either laughing or going through a thread that’s trending, all the while telling myself there are job opportunities on Twitter
Speaking of job opportunities, I am checking Telegram and LinkedIn like…. Any show?
Oh snap! I forgot Facebook, I am supposed to create and check on my fan base. I’m on that, a message pops up, my departmental group chat comes in and I am back on WhatsApp where I also have an audience and I am checking how many views and reactions I have got on a post I made.

Full poem here - https://www.barypresh.com.ng/2020/05/phayvour-letter-to-social-media.html

Re: Poem: Phayvour - Letter To Social Media by AlexyA(m): 8:30am On May 24, 2020
One thing about poem is that it allows you to express your innermost feelings.

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