Hello guys!
Let's get straight to business.
With different phone brands churning out amazing devices year in year out, the phone market is now more competitive than ever.
So here are reasons you should spend your splash your money to get an awesome Infinix or Tecno device.

1. Global brand status.
Infinix/Tecno are ranked amongst the top 10 phones in the world. They are so good that the Chinese don't want to use them at all but prefer to send those great devices to Africa. God bless China!

2. Great specs for cheap price.
Infinix/Tecno devices promises great specs for a relatively cheaper price when compared with other phones. They promise some great processors like age-old P23 to enhance performance, No lagging/hanging, Good camera which would take as long as 6months to fade away. It's nothing to worry about since new models would have been released by then. You can upgrade to new phone. ALL THESE FOR AS LOW AS 50K

3. Strong Battery life although without fast charge feature
These phones promises very strong battery life. With 6000mah on the infinix hot 9 you can browse and surf the net with SOT of about 10hrs. It will take as low as 4 hours to completely charge these devices due to absence of fast charge feature. It's nothing to worry about if you have constant power supply in your area.

4. No need for irrelevant OS updates
Why worry about updates when they still perform same basic functions like browsing, calls and messaging? You don't need updates. If you see any need for updates, you can work harder, save and get a new Tecno/infinix device every year. It's worth it.

5. Easy access to Carl Care services
Carl care services are eagerly waiting to receive you whenever your phone develops fault. You know, if we can't assure your phones developing fault, they won't be everywhere in the first place.

What are you waiting for? Get an Infinix/Tecno device Today!

I couldn't stop laughing, after reading this...

Leeeeemmmmmaaaaaoooooooo..

Crapnos and trashnix are coming for you

[quote author=Henreez post=90175917]Hello [s]guys!
Let's get straight to business.
With different phone brands churning out amazing devices year in year out, the phone market is now more competitive than ever.
So here are reasons you should spend your splash your money to get an awesome Infinix or Tecno device.

1. Global brand status.
Infinix/Tecno are ranked amongst the top 10 phones in the world. They are so good that the Chinese don't want to use them at all but prefer to send those great devices to Africa. God bless China!

2. Great specs for cheap price.
Infinix/Tecno devices promises great specs for a relatively cheaper price when compared with other phones. They promise some great processors like age-old P23 to enhance performance, No lagging/hanging, Good camera which would take as long as 6months to fade away. It's nothing to worry about since new models would have been released by then. You can upgrade to new phone. ALL THESE FOR AS LOW AS 50K

3. Strong Battery life although without fast charge feature
These phones promises very strong battery life. With 6000mah on the infinix hot 9 you can browse and surf the net with SOT of about 10hrs. It will take as low as 4 hours to completely charge these devices due to absence of fast charge feature. It's nothing to worry about if you have constant power supply in your area.

4. No need for irrelevant OS updates
Why worry about updates when they still perform same basic functions like browsing, calls and messaging? You don't need updates. If you see any need for updates, you can work harder, save and get a new Tecno/infinix device every year. It's worth it.

5. Easy access to Carl Care services
Carl care services are eagerly waiting to receive you whenever your phone develops fault. You know, if we can assure your phones developing fault, they won't be everywhere in the first place.

What are you waiting for? Get an Infinix/Tecno device Today! [[/s]/quote]

HaqHaqHaq

Bravo you made my night

Where should I start debunking this post from sef?

skywalker240 MrBones2 make una run come I get gist for una

You got me at irrelevant OS updates..

Jeez... Now I have a good reason to buy transsion devices. They are the best mistake you can ever make

Hmmmm

sunshineV:
skywalker240 MrBones2 make una run come I get gist for una

Op has murdered laughter itself


Laughter will not laugh anymore

Transsion is a regular customer of nairaland in that they buy ads space while other brands don't. Seun and his generals will take this thread down for sarcastically demarketing their good customer.

Transsion marketers make una come see or no salary this month
Cc: edoairways awoo47

Global brand status?

Henreez:
Hello guys!
Let's get straight to business.
With different phone brands churning out amazing devices year in year out, the phone market is now more competitive than ever.
So here are reasons you should spend your splash your money to get an awesome Infinix or Tecno device.

1. Global brand status.
Infinix/Tecno are ranked amongst the top 10 phones in the world. They are so good that the Chinese don't want to use them at all but prefer to send those great devices to Africa. God bless China!

2. Great specs for cheap price.
Infinix/Tecno devices promises great specs for a relatively cheaper price when compared with other phones. They promise some great processors like age-old P23 to enhance performance, No lagging/hanging, Good camera which would take as long as 6months to fade away. It's nothing to worry about since new models would have been released by then. You can upgrade to new phone. ALL THESE FOR AS LOW AS 50K

3. Strong Battery life although without fast charge feature
These phones promises very strong battery life. With 6000mah on the infinix hot 9 you can browse and surf the net with SOT of about 10hrs. It will take as low as 4 hours to completely charge these devices due to absence of fast charge feature. It's nothing to worry about if you have constant power supply in your area.

4. No need for irrelevant OS updates
Why worry about updates when they still perform same basic functions like browsing, calls and messaging? You don't need updates. If you see any need for updates, you can work harder, save and get a new Tecno/infinix device every year. It's worth it.

5. Easy access to Carl Care services
Carl care services are eagerly waiting to receive you whenever your phone develops fault. You know, if we can't assure your phones developing fault, they won't be everywhere in the first place.

What are you waiting for? Get an Infinix/Tecno device Today!

I dey come, make I reason your matter well before I comment

Henreez:
Hello guys!
Let's get straight to business.
With different phone brands churning out amazing devices year in year out, the phone market is now more competitive than ever.
So here are reasons you should spend your splash your money to get an awesome Infinix or Tecno device.

1. Global brand status.
Infinix/Tecno are ranked amongst the top 10 phones in the world. They are so good that the Chinese don't want to use them at all but prefer to send those great devices to Africa. God bless China!

2. Great specs for cheap price.
Infinix/Tecno devices promises great specs for a relatively cheaper price when compared with other phones. They promise some great processors like age-old P23 to enhance performance, No lagging/hanging, Good camera which would take as long as 6months to fade away. It's nothing to worry about since new models would have been released by then. You can upgrade to new phone. ALL THESE FOR AS LOW AS 50K

3. Strong Battery life although without fast charge feature
These phones promises very strong battery life. With 6000mah on the infinix hot 9 you can browse and surf the net with SOT of about 10hrs. It will take as low as 4 hours to completely charge these devices due to absence of fast charge feature. It's nothing to worry about if you have constant power supply in your area.

4. No need for irrelevant OS updates
Why worry about updates when they still perform same basic functions like browsing, calls and messaging? You don't need updates. If you see any need for updates, you can work harder, save and get a new Tecno/infinix device every year. It's worth it.

5. Easy access to Carl Care services
Carl care services are eagerly waiting to receive you whenever your phone develops fault. You know, if we can't assure your phones developing fault, they won't be everywhere in the first place.

What are you waiting for? Get an Infinix/Tecno device Today!

Nice one jor

Oluwasaeon:
Global brand status?

Africa brand status. It came in at no. 5 or so

This one Laugh me oh

just pray say mods no go see this post oh because after closing down the thread, them go ban you join

[quote author=edoairways post=90176546][/quote]
E pain am

xiaomi marketers again! no wonder they closed thier thread.

Henreez:
Hello guys!
Let's get straight to business.
With different phone brands churning out amazing devices year in year out, the phone market is now more competitive than ever.
So here are reasons you should spend your splash your money to get an awesome Infinix or Tecno device.

[s]1. Global brand status.
Infinix/Tecno are ranked amongst the top 10 phones in the world. They are so good that the Chinese don't want to use them at all but prefer to send those great devices to Africa. God bless China![/s]

[s]2. Great specs for cheap price.
Infinix/Tecno devices promises great specs for a relatively cheaper price when compared with other phones. They promise some great processors like age-old P23 to enhance performance, No lagging/hanging, Good camera which would take as long as 6months to fade away. It's nothing to worry about since new models would have been released by then. You can upgrade to new phone. ALL THESE FOR AS LOW AS 50K[/s]

[s]3. Strong Battery life although without fast charge feature
These phones promises very strong battery life. With 6000mah on the infinix hot 9 you can browse and surf the net with SOT of about 10hrs. It will take as low as 4 hours to completely charge these devices due to absence of fast charge feature. It's nothing to worry about if you have constant power supply in your area.[/s]

[s]4. No need for irrelevant OS updates
Why worry about updates when they still perform same basic functions like browsing, calls and messaging? You don't need updates. If you see any need for updates, you can work harder, save and get a new Tecno/infinix device every year. It's worth it.[/s]

[s]5. Easy access to Carl Care services
Carl care services are eagerly waiting to receive you whenever your phone develops fault. You know, if we can't assure your phones developing fault, they won't be everywhere in the first place.[/s]

What are you waiting for? Get an Infinix/Tecno device Today!

1. Who dash them global status? Bruh they aren't even in top 100 globally and the Chinese don't even know they exist, not because they're "too good" but because they're too pathetic to get along with the times.

2. There's entry level devices as low as that but are solid and you contradicted yourself... Which smartphone camera fades after 6 months eh? All so to upgrade... smh.

3. Big battery but horrible software+a power inefficient SoC would make it feel like you're using a 4000mah battery or lower for the average user. Also I get same 10hrs SOT or more on my device with 3500mah on web surfing and occasional YouTube. La big battery est useless

4. Updates are there to fix vulnerabilities in the OS, ignore them at your own peril. Keep believing that hackers got nothing on you. They're getting smarter and don't give a damn if you're as poor as a church rat, provided you got data they can steal n sell.

5. Same carlcare that rips off customers, especially the ignorant ones? Rather take it to a trusted technician in computer village and pay 2/5 or 1/5 the asking price from carlcare. Plus a guaranteed fix but since it's Transsion and their knack of using tokunbo parts...you get the idea (or not).

Won't buy till they upgrade, stop seeing their customers as potential cash cows and follow protocols....

*Lil added points n strikes*

KrazyDave16:


1. Who dash them global status? Bruh they aren't even in top 100 globally and the Chinese don't even know they exist, not because they're "too good" but because they're too pathetic to get along with the times.

2. There's entry level devices as low as that but are solid and you contradicted yourself... Which smartphone camera fades after 6 months eh? All so to upgrade... smh.

3. Big battery but horrible software+a power inefficient SoC would make it feel like you're using a 4000mah battery or lower for the average user. Also I get same 10hrs SOT or more on my device with 3500mah on web surfing and occasional YouTube. La big battery est useless

4. Updates are there to fix vulnerabilities in the OS, ignore them at your own peril. Keep believing that hackers got nothing on you. They're getting smarter and don't give a damn if you're as poor as a church rat, provided you got data they can steal n sell.

5. Same carlcare that rips off customers, especially the ignorant ones? Rather take it to a trusted technician in computer village and pay 2/5 or 1/5 the asking price from carlcare. Plus a guaranteed fix but since it's Transsion and their knack of using tokunbo parts...you get the idea (or not).

Won't buy till they upgrade, stop seeing their customers as potential cash cows and follow protocols....

*Lil added points n strikes*

Calm down
No be fight.

You don't understand the concept of SARCASM, do you??

KrazyDave16:


1. Who dash them global status? Bruh they aren't even in top 100 globally and the Chinese don't even know they exist, not because they're "too good" but because they're too pathetic to get along with the times.

2. There's entry level devices as low as that but are solid and you contradicted yourself... Which smartphone camera fades after 6 months eh? All so to upgrade... smh.

3. Big battery but horrible software+a power inefficient SoC would make it feel like you're using a 4000mah battery or lower for the average user. Also I get same 10hrs SOT or more on my device with 3500mah on web surfing and occasional YouTube. La big battery est useless

4. Updates are there to fix vulnerabilities in the OS, ignore them at your own peril. Keep believing that hackers got nothing on you. They're getting smarter and don't give a damn if you're as poor as a church rat, provided you got data they can steal n sell.

5. Same carlcare that rips off customers, especially the ignorant ones? Rather take it to a trusted technician in computer village and pay 2/5 or 1/5 the asking price from carlcare. Plus a guaranteed fix but since it's Transsion and their knack of using tokunbo parts...you get the idea (or not).

Won't buy till they upgrade, stop seeing their customers as potential cash cows and follow protocols....

*Lil added points n strikes*

PrettyBunny:
I couldn't stop laughing, after reading this...

Leeeeemmmmmaaaaaoooooooo..

Crapnos and trashnix are coming for you

I think OP is being sarcastic oh

Thebwoy:


Calm down
No be fight.

Heh, prolly overdid it

TheOdd1sOut:
You don't understand the concept of SARCASM, do you??

Honestly didn't see it though now you mentioned it... Seeing it in .1.

OP no vex

atheistandproud:


I think OP is being sarcastic oh

Very very

Happy new month, my oga at the top

KrazyDave16:


Honestly didn't see it though now you mentioned it... Seeing it in .1.

OP no vex

Lol I was about to lose it too when I saw "global status" but I drank water i come read am again