Somebody said there are five criteria's to hit front page on Nairaland.please I need clarification on that thanks.

Look for where u can kill a snake and post it..

1. Kill a snake. Post plenty pictures of the snake including those showing it in your cooking pot and of it on its way to your stomach.

2. Post aerial pictures of any University. Make sure there are plenty of those pictures. Tag it "Beautiful..."

3. Tonto Dikeh. You know her? Good. Do any story on her, even if it is on what side of the bed she sleeps at night and boom! You are on front page. If the mods don't see it on time, go and edit it and say "Kemi Olunloyo claims Tonto..."

4. Relationship complications, especially from a spouse brought to the public to smear the other spouse. That one is a sure banker. By the way, don't post it on Romance Section. Take it to Family.

5. Go to the dailies. Be the first that brings the headlines of the dailies to Nairaland very early in the morning and remember to include your source. If that doesn't work, put Tinubu's picture, IPOB flag, Buhari's pre-'Jubril's picture or add graphic (bloody/pathological) content for colour and emotions.

Kk

don't sleep

become an antagonist

look for meaningful headings to comment on

don't comment on a post that has been posted multiple times, why? because the one you commented on might not make it to front page


I dey come

Post a rape case

When big brother naija starts

Be the first to post something, anything Bout them

Okay