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D Frog Cure by Chrisplus(m): 11:07am On Jan 26, 2011
a guy wit 50 inches penis, has been hvin troble nailin chiks, cos dey alwys complain of his manliness been 2 big. So d guy went 2 a socerer 4 help, after bringing evryfin he ws askd 2 bring, d socerer den askd him 2 go in2 d woods, der he ll meet a frog, den he shuld ask d frog 2 marry him, each time d frog says no, he ll loose ten inches, wen he got 2 d woods he saw d frog @ d very spot he was told, d followin insured, MAN: frog ll u marry me?
FROG: no!
So d guy lukd n saw he has lost ten inches, he wen further, frog ll u marry me?, d frog said no again, n he lost anoda ten inches, den d guy ask d frog again, dis time d frog got angry, an yelled bck @ d guy, NO! NO!! NO!!! N 4 d last time NO
Re: D Frog Cure by Spclst900: 11:19am On Jan 26, 2011
Chrisplus:

a guy wit 50 inches manliness, has been hvin troble nailin chiks, cos dey alwys complain of his manliness been 2 big. So d guy went 2 a socerer 4 help, after bringing evryfin he ws askd 2 bring, d socerer den askd him 2 go in2 d woods, der he ll meet a frog, den he shuld ask d frog 2 marry him, each time d frog says no, he ll loose ten inches, wen he got 2 d woods he saw d frog @ d very spot he was told, d followin insured, MAN: frog ll u marry me?
FROG: no!
So d guy lukd n saw he has lost ten inches, he wen further, frog ll u marry me?, d frog said no again, n he lost anoda ten inches, den d guy ask d frog again, dis time d frog got angry, an yelled bck @ d guy, NO! NO!! NO!!! N 4 d last time NO
[/quote) will there still be manliness left for the guy?
Re: D Frog Cure by Coolabbie: 11:31am On Jan 26, 2011
D frog don finish d guy. grin
Re: D Frog Cure by kodylicky(f): 2:07pm On Jan 26, 2011
ewwwe
the guy's stuff don finish shocked shocked grin
Re: D Frog Cure by shakara4u(m): 2:11pm On Jan 26, 2011
eryaaaaaaaaaaa, this gals dun d already miss d guy


*runs out*

they will soon go on rampage
Re: D Frog Cure by kodylicky(f): 2:30pm On Jan 26, 2011
he is just like a man without a brain naa. . . . . grin
Re: D Frog Cure by Kunbee: 11:17pm On Jan 26, 2011
When did frogs start talking? undecided
Re: D Frog Cure by StudioCFR(m): 1:11am On Jan 27, 2011
even google no fit even find the joke mtchew
Re: D Frog Cure by Chrisplus(m): 7:11am On Jan 27, 2011
Studio CFR:

even google no fit even find the joke mtchew
i guess u left ur sense of humur in google, dts y u hv 2 go tru google 2 find d joke.
Re: D Frog Cure by Spclst900: 7:16am On Jan 27, 2011
Studio CFR:

even google no fit even find the joke       mtchew
you for try other search engines other than google since i see say you no get work. Keep searching google to verify jokes.  Hisses
Re: D Frog Cure by StudioCFR(m): 7:47am On Jan 27, 2011
why una come dey beef me? mtchew
Re: D Frog Cure by Spclst900: 8:47am On Jan 27, 2011
we no dey beef you, we dey tell you wetin you suppose hear. Satisfied?
Re: D Frog Cure by StudioCFR(m): 8:59am On Jan 27, 2011
tell me more na BASKET MOUTH mtchew
Re: D Frog Cure by tammyswits(f): 9:04am On Jan 27, 2011
Lol, people smoke fresh weed on this section! Eh!
Re: D Frog Cure by StudioCFR(m): 9:13am On Jan 27, 2011
dont mind him mtchew
Re: D Frog Cure by Spclst900: 10:04am On Jan 27, 2011
Chrisplus:

i guess u left your sense of humur in google, dts y u hv 2 go tru google 2 find d joke.
why am i just seeing this now? Could be that i left my sense of sight in google. grin
Re: D Frog Cure by Chrisplus(m): 10:26pm On Jan 27, 2011
tis 2 much weed dts makin it hard 4 u 2 apreciate gud jokes, cos i v noticed b4 now dt u dnt apreciate anyfin gud
Re: D Frog Cure by dani1luv: 10:35pm On Jan 27, 2011
Lmao, . . .Loff Tis' JokE
Re: D Frog Cure by StudioCFR(m): 4:32am On Jan 28, 2011
Where is the joke??
Re: D Frog Cure by Chrisplus(m): 7:08am On Jan 28, 2011
Studio CFR:

Where is the joke??
check in ur breast pocket, dts if ur wearin any shirt.
Re: D Frog Cure by Spclst900: 7:09am On Jan 28, 2011
;d
Re: D Frog Cure by Jopati: 7:36am On Jan 28, 2011
guy u smoke ekwle igo tk write joke?
Re: D Frog Cure by Chrisplus(m): 7:42am On Jan 28, 2011
Jopati:

guy u smoke ekwle igo tk write joke?
weed is weed, depends on how u smoke it
Re: D Frog Cure by StudioCFR(m): 9:21am On Jan 28, 2011
Shakes head in pity
Re: D Frog Cure by Nelson6(m): 9:31am On Jan 28, 2011
*sips green tea* dis joke is childish
Re: D Frog Cure by Chrisplus(m): 9:36am On Jan 28, 2011
Nelson**:

*sips green tea* dis joke is childish
just like you tongue
Re: D Frog Cure by Nelson6(m): 10:19am On Jan 28, 2011
yeah ure right grin
Re: D Frog Cure by yinkalink(f): 10:49am On Jan 28, 2011
funny joke @ poster grin grin grin
Re: D Frog Cure by StudioCFR(m): 10:53am On Jan 28, 2011
i still cant find the joke goddamit
Re: D Frog Cure by Chrisplus(m): 10:57am On Jan 28, 2011
yinkalink:

funny joke @ poster grin grin grin
thanx dear, it tks one wit gr8 sense of humur 2 grab a gud joke
Re: D Frog Cure by Basildon1(m): 10:59am On Jan 28, 2011
This is mad funny. I am copying it to my bb!!
Re: D Frog Cure by Chrisplus(m): 11:16am On Jan 28, 2011
Studio CFR:

i still cant find the joke goddamit
maybe d chief of ur village can help u find d joke on google

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