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Wishes Of Rabbit And Bear by Nobody: 12:26pm On Jan 26, 2011
One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog is hopping towards a water hole. The forest is so enormous that the frog have never laid eyes on another animal before. But today, by chance a bear is chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.

The frog called for the two to stop and said, "Because you are the only two animals I have seen, I will grant both of you three wishes. Bear, you can go first." The bear thought for a moment, and being the male he said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, apart from me, to be female."

For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on. The bear is amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.

It's the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest are female as well."

The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and roared the engine. The bear is shocked that the rabbit is asking for such idiotic items, because after all, he could have asked for money and bought the bike.

For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, apart from me, are female."

The rabbit grinned, roared the engine, and said, "I wish that this bear is gay.
Re: Wishes Of Rabbit And Bear by ElementG(m): 12:46pm On Jan 26, 2011
OMG, MAN dat rabbit smart, d guy go tear commot d scene sharp sharp

LMAO grin grin grin
Re: Wishes Of Rabbit And Bear by Nobody: 1:37pm On Jan 26, 2011
The helmet and Byke go help am wella to xcape from the Gayish bear Lol
Re: Wishes Of Rabbit And Bear by kodylicky(f): 2:03pm On Jan 26, 2011
nice one, i guess studio is d bear
Re: Wishes Of Rabbit And Bear by Nobody: 2:08pm On Jan 26, 2011
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Make una leave ma Bro Stud alone naa
Re: Wishes Of Rabbit And Bear by micklplus(m): 11:05am On Jan 27, 2011
Nice oneeeee!

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