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How To Free Yourself When You Get Trapped In A Woman's Vagina During Sex. by kingeze88(m): 8:27am On Jun 17, 2020
In Africa, we believe so much in superstition, and when basic things with possible scientific solution occurs, we are too quick to read other meanings into them, without trying to figure out what we can do, and the best method to get them resolved.



When issues like this occurred, there are chances that, we become panicking, but this article will be useful to solve this particular problem, that so many people, would never have prayed it happened to them. The first thing that spark in your head is, how do i start to tell people, that my manhood got trapped in a lady's vagina. Funny and strange right?

We have seen videos and pictures, depicting the scenarios where male and female partners get glued together, during sex intercourse session. The first thing that comes to our mind, especially, when it is an affair that involves one of them, a married cheating spouse, is that, its an African science or juju at work, while some other people may sees it as Hollywood or Nollywood fictions, but it is a possible, real life situation.

The truth is that this problem is rare, and so many people, especially the native people, do not know of a situation called penis captivus, it is a rare problem that occurred, once in a while, during sex with female partner or between two love birds.



Penis captivus is not a scene that happned as a result of Juju, thunderbolt or other superstitious belief, but a rarely occurred situation, that has a very simple solution.

Now, let me explain further, for us to learn. I know we must have seen one of these scenes online, which we could have thought that, it was a movie, and wondered that, if it had happened to us, how do we get it resolved.

Penis captivus, is a situation where a male and a female get stuck during sexual intercourse. This is a very rare phenomenon. This has nothing to do with witchcraft, neither spells, curses, nor infidelity.

What is the captivus penis?

During love making, suddenly, it is noticed that, two lovers are stucked together, and this situation, immediately sends them into panicking mode. The penis is in the vagina, and it is impossible to get it out.

Stucked penis, should not make you become afraid or make the onlookers to laugh, Medical students tell each other hunting stories, so are the same employees. And we can all laugh. But when it happens to you, at that moment, you don't find it especially fun.

An emergency doctor shared his experience, and narrated that, a lady called him and said that, she had a stomach ache. In fact, when he arrived at the scene, she was stuck with her lover, and they were both very shy, even if they were trying to act like it was a ordinary situation. The doctor said that he had only seen such a scene twice in his entire career. Penis captivus is still relatively rare.

Why does female vagina trap male organ in itself?

Like I have narrated earlier, penis captivus is a very rare occurrence, that should not send anyone into panic because there is a simple solution to it, only that too many people do not know of how to resolve the situation, but when the vagina holds the penis, the muscles of the perineum, located around the vagina, contract very strong, completely involuntary. This happens not because the female want to do it , it is like an unusual reflex, but uncontrollable.

Penis captivus is a situation where a female lover cannot relax muscles around her pussy during a hot sex. Let me start it further, penis captivus is situated where muscle spasms around the vagina gets the penis trapped.



Now, don't panic, it is a situation that has a remedy, without you shouting, or attracting embarrassment to yourselves. Before calling a doctor, there is a gesture that can unlock the situation. So, it is good to always try before calling the firefighters or the doctor who will take a bite to relax the muscle.

Being able to manage yourself in these conditions is rather reassuring. The gesture that untrapped and solve this ugly situation is called rectal touch.

What is rectal touch?

It is a situation where one sticks a dry and sharp finger in the woman's anus, it is about putting a finger in the woman's butt hole. Not very glamorous right? No, but it causes a relaxation reflex of the muscles of the perineum.

Solution number two: The nature of every humans is that, when you are alive and mentality active, all the muscles in the body also stays awake and very active, so, since penis captivus is possible with vagina muscles contracting very strongly, another simple solution is to get the woman to swallow sleeping pills.

Just like when we are awake, that all muscles become active, during sleep, they also fall weak and relaxed. Valium 10mg is enough. She dozes off immediately and all her muscles are releasing. The man can then withdraw and remove the penis easily.

Now that you know how to solve the problem, educate others and let's kill the superstitious belief in Africa.
Re: How To Free Yourself When You Get Trapped In A Woman's Vagina During Sex. by thesicilian: 8:36am On Jun 17, 2020
Great write up. I hope a lot of people learn from this.

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Re: How To Free Yourself When You Get Trapped In A Woman's Vagina During Sex. by Samylekey(m): 8:46am On Jun 17, 2020
Hmmmm Cool, Great Post.

But if na jazz own, all this tips no go work. If dem like make dem stick 10fingers for the nyash - na until the babalawo open the padlock before dem go dey free.
Re: How To Free Yourself When You Get Trapped In A Woman's Vagina During Sex. by longetivity(m): 10:04am On Jun 17, 2020
only happens when you have a marathon sex with ur partner

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