A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was, God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

all this IBO man joke self dey make me sleep. too much story

no go find your talent make you dey here dey waste time ohhhhh

*whispering* Tribalist

All I had to do was skim through the 1st 2 lines to realize I'd seen this joke before

Bashy - seriously reposted joke

you nor try at all

@liasho what tribe are you? as for me i am a yoruba full blood from Ibadan oyo state both parent so what makes you think am an Ibo @efe not new to me you have seen all joke i guess you are suffering from old age

^^ Lol!!

Old age na blessing - abi?

Bashy nor vex, fact are:

1. I don see am b/4

2. I must be a chronic joker - abi??

3. or maybe, ma standards are just too high man

the joke get k-leg

All these stale jokes sef.

make una go hug transformer

bashy_demy:

make una go hug transformer

simple,

Thanks bro

@liasho what tribe are you? as for me i am a yoruba full blood from Ibadan oyo state both parent so what makes you think am an Ibo

your joke seems like all those ibo bros that's why i say that

Op no like criticism

Elete shaki oshi

no mind the yeye boy jare

bashy_demy:

make una go hug transformer

Na you suppose go hug transformer. This joke old, you no even attempt to recycle am.

Tanimz Get behind me girl/boy/trans gender chose wish among fit you

Otondo, na you go dey behind me.

Tanimz if I catch you for corner am sorry for you.

@ poster the joke is old n dnt dare tell me to go n hug transformer
cus u'l get dia b4 me.
@ others.
l cudnt laugh @ d joke cus its old,
but your comments makes me laugh, infact am still laughin.
@Efemena_xy, if u are a female, den u r tryin.
jus like smthin abt u dat l wont mention here.
am nt a lesbo,so dnt tink about it.
n if u r a guy, then am married with two kids.

wowww i wouldn't want you to hug transformer cos there is something i like about you, you know what that is? i like married woman with 2 kids

Bros dis joke don old na

Habba

dry! :p

Na wa oh!!!! the way una dey attack Bashy no fine. Em just dey try to make una laff. No be im fault say una don hear the joke b4!!!!!!![size=8pt][/size]

bashy_demy:

Tanimz if I catch you for corner am sorry for you.

Na you I dey sorry for.

Why some people just like to dey find trouble like dis sef

tanimz:

Na you I dey sorry for.

are you sure make we try am?

Studio CFR:

Why some people just like to dey find trouble like dis sef

no mind her when trouble show face now she go begin dey stammer

bashy_demy:

are you sure make we try am?

Make you and who try wetin? You well so like this? "Boundary" no dey for ya vocabulary ni?

passing by since i no get time for some attention seeker mscheww

Yo seaker get k-leg

Modify abeg before TANIMZ come downgrade u

That one fit downgrade me? when she no wan he/she no wan die

Tanimz na she

Fine one for dat matter

But i no know wia her razzness come from.

Or is it hereditary?

#Lowblow!