At some stage in every Nigerian’s life, a negative source of stress is money-related. Since this usually unfolds in different ways, we decided to do a post about these experiences.

1. When it’s Monday morning and you have only #1000 notes on you

It hits harder when you’re too broke to order a ride and the bus conductors explicitly said they have no change.

2. When your bank debits you for some strange charge and you can’t withdraw the last 1k in your account

You will curse your bank, but eventually you will use what’s left to buy airtime.

3. When you finish eating at a restaurant and you find out that their POS machine is not working

What’s all this?

4. When you transfer money to someone but they haven’t gotten it after 3 hours

Let’s be guided, abeg.

5. When you find torn notes inside the change a conductor gave you

I hate my life!

6. When you can’t reach your onigbese on the day they promise to return your money

Wait, what’s happening? Did they get in an accident?

7. When your parents decide that you’re now an adult and cut you off totally

I didn’t ask to be born oh!

8. When Naira falls against Dollars and you have to pay more on your monthly subscriptions

OMG, which kinda country is these

I hate my life!

Twinkletwin:
I hate my life!

Cool down bro

Every body sometimes stumbles

On tins that got them almost crumbled

onward4life:

Cool down bro
Every body sometimes stumbles
On tins that got them almost crumbled

but this time its too much

iamogunlowo:
At some stage in every Nigerian’s life, a negative source of stress is money-related. Since this usually unfolds in different ways, we decided to do a post about these experiences.

1. When it’s Monday morning and you have only #1000 notes on you

It hits harder when you’re too broke to order a ride and the bus conductors explicitly said they have no change.

2. When your bank debits you for some strange charge and you can’t withdraw the last 1k in your account

You will curse your bank, but eventually you will use what’s left to buy airtime.

3. When you finish eating at a restaurant and you find out that their POS machine is not working

What’s all this?

4. When you transfer money to someone but they haven’t gotten it after 3 hours

Let’s be guided, abeg.

5. When you find torn notes inside the change a conductor gave you

I hate my life!

6. When you can’t reach your onigbese on the day they promise to return your money

Wait, what’s happening? Did they get in an accident?

7. When your parents decide that you’re now an adult and cut you off totally

I didn’t ask to be born oh!

8. When Naira falls against Dollars and you have to pay more on your monthly subscriptions

OMG, which kinda country is these

Southerners are fools

Fake educated illiterates

Hatred will make Yu support ur oppressors

Because Yu just want 2see ur neighbor depressed

Twinkletwin:
but this time its too much

If I tell Yu my own

Yu go throway ur phone start 10days fasting and prayers now now

onward4life:


If I tell Yu my own

Yu go throway ur phone start 10days fasting and prayers now now

guy no be small things

Twinkletwin:
guy no be small things

Bro I dey isolation now

because no job

I hungry so tey I begin lick all the pomade in my room to survive...

I believe before Week end I go try the hair cream own

onward4life:


Bro I dey isolation now

because no job

I hungry so tey I begin lick all the pomade in my room to survive...

I believe before Week end I go try the hair cream own

you even get those ones your own better

Twinkletwin:
you even get those ones your own better

Things wasn't like this before...

I DNT know what my grandfather's did to buwari

I

onward4life:

Things wasn't like this before...
I DNT know what my grandfather's did to buwari
I

guy mouth no fit talk this one e too much

Twinkletwin:
guy mouth no fit talk this one e too much

This will soon be a thing of the past bro

If not e no funny

onward4life:

This will soon be a thing of the past bro
If not e no funny

that's the only hope