With the recent lifting of inter state ban by the Federal government, many students are nursing high hope that in no distant time, academic activities which was halted in all tertiary institution in the country will resume.

Below are categories of students who missed school.

The Scholars:
This category of students just want school to resume because they want to get involved in academic activities. They are the serious ones. They love books.

The Final Year students:
Students in this category are on the verge of graduating. Their hope of graduating this year has been dashed. Some of them are only waiting to graduate so they can get married on time and start their life. Oh,they didn't see this coming at all. Class of 2020 has become Class of Further Notice.

The Lovebirds:
This category are the students that want school to resume just because they have missed their boyfriends and girlfriends. Imagine not seeing the love of your life for more than 4 months.�

The errand boys/girls:
This particular ones don't miss school for any tangible reasons, they just want to leave their homes because of the burden of chores they face everyday. The holiday has turned them to house maids, plate washers, etc. They just want to break free from being a servant at home. It is not easy.


The Freedom lovers:
About 95% of students belong to this category. Being under the watch of their parents has turned many to gentle child at home. This category of students just miss the freedom that comes with campus life,the fun, the partying, social lifestyle, etc.
I am also under this category.


The Off-campus occupants:
As time runs, so does money run down on rented apartments. This category are the students that have just paid their rent, only for school to vacate after spending a little time in it.
They do not want their rent to waste without really enjoying it. After all, the landlords will ask for another rent if the current one expires.


The Business men/women:
Money is sweet. This category are the students that engage in business activities on campus that fetches them money. These are the students that make money on campus, either by selling things, or engaging in services that they get paid for. Barbers, computer operators, handout sellers,photographers, class reps, etc are all under this category.


The Political Aspirants:
These are students that are aspiring for one position or the other in the Students' Union (SUG). Most of them have spent fortune on resources, airtime,data to post BCs that will aid their political campaign. They want school to resume as soon as possible so the whole process will not be postponed till next year again. If you know any of them, send them money.


The "Good" Boys/Girls:
These are the students that have gone broke since they no longer receive pocket-money from parents. The students who also inflate prices of things are also under this category, they make money from their parents by inflating the prices of things on campus. Don't act innocent, almost everyone is under this category.

Which Category are you in

MARLIANS don't miss school

So you think

I dont want to cry biko