My people, im not so much of a regular poster; i spend more time reading and

LMAoff but each time i do i can't help but wonder where the inspiration for all

these NL screenames/ID's come from.

MR Basher [/b]dates back to my UNILAG days and my ways with the babes, i was kaitaring until i met Jesus. lol.

Please let me know what incites your names.

Here are my opinions on a few of you; my impressions are totally born from viewing yout ID's.


[b]chaircover. Interior designer? Makes chaircovers for a living? Abstract view-maybe her husband is the chairman while she is the covering?

furotex. i mean, what on earth is furotex? U be courier service?


chamotex. see above

TheCongo= zulu warrior

Wislet. Just as you have Pigs and Piglets, you have Wisdom and Wislet

MRbrownJAY i have a feeling you have worked in a cybercafe before or you dey do or don retire from Yahoo yahoo. "Hallo, i am Dr Brown Jay calling from the American Mini, " Shaarap dere! SCAM!

MzD@rkSkin. u are pretty but for my mind you black die! U like parole. U re tall.

Lord Reed: Chain smoker

Sweet T - You attend redeemed christian church of God no doubt. They probly call you sweet sister T

silvasurfa: You dey watch film too much. You favorite colors are black and white

tpia*: A funky way of tellin us your favorite drink- otapiapia

Tgirl4real: Your email is most likely Tgirl4real@yahoo.com

Ebony-Silk: Fine girl no pimples.

~Sissy~: You wear iro and buba everywhere.

jason123. likes old school music. Ah 1, ah 2, ah 3 lets go!

afam4eva. Runs man

Ma_J_Blige. she likes to sing but sounds like a horse

eku_bear. i keep think he is about to have a child. eku bear a bouncing baby boy

mohawkchic: her name is motunrayo. she is fat. Orobo wear skinny jeans

Ileke-IdI - You get plenty bombom. It's wande coal, Oooo. Kile le yi?!

Lovemee: Her real name is probly lovelyn

Busy_body: You are probly plenty fun to be around, also very annoyin

netotse: You must be from Zaire

zayhal: A combination of your first and middle name- zainab and halima

sistawoman: You are the oldest child and all your siblings call you 'sista'

michelin89: small girl. common 22yrs old girl like u. mschew

DANBUZU1 - Dis guy dey form Alfa up and down, he has a goaty and e dey

boooze!

ifyalways- nice and sweet lady, likes to please other pple.

aloy/emeka: At home, everybody calls u emeka but in school/work/church they

call you broda aloy

xtremer- dis bros like adventure

SEFAGO: Sounds like your business name. U hardly smile. Has a bassy voice.

fstranger1 -female stranger, forgotten stranger, first stranger, ? Strange. i can't figure u out. You are yoruba, lagbaja wanabe. Do you sing?

chamber2. At 68, he still hopes to be a laywer, one day

LoveKing. In bed he always goes "say my name baby, saaaay my name!"

bk.babe97y. You have a bakery.

EzeUche. Very igbotic. Heavy accent. Answers d fone with "Eh, Hallo!?"

Mai Suya. Quiet guy. Only thing he ever says is "how much own you wan buy?"

manmustwac. thats your excuse for everything

blacksta: your mother is Ghanian

uspry1. reminds me of my mom and mornin devotion. 'Let usPry'

190. His first ride.

Guy i don laff tire.

As for 190.he hasn't rode a car before. Benz 190 is his dream car

i think even a 2 year old would know what sistawoman means.

the list must be tongue in cheek cos almost everything on it is WRONG.

heheheh my means esu leyin ibeji
u beta recognise

@ Rambo. . . . . . . you get time o!

opensecret:

i think even a 2 year old would know what sistawoman means.

the list must be tongue in cheek cos almost everything on it is WRONG.

ehen? Aunty na u? reveal ur own inspiration, u dey dere dey talk boh-at. My own understandin of sista na im i put dere. put ur own- international ITK

Idowuogbo:

heheheh my means esu leyin ibeji
u beta recognise

IDOWUOGBO!! Who is like unto thee?

joyblinks:

Guy i don laff tire.

As for 190.he hasn't rode a car before. Benz 190 is his dream car

Halleluyah Joy u are correct. very correct. Lets join hands in agreement with our broda. There's nothin God cannot do.

@sista Jay net- dont we all?

You should put your thread in joke section cos your title is misleading. You simply spoilt all the names instead of letting people give their reasons for them. Na you sabi oh. It doesnt concern me.

abeg abeg open secret carry ur wahala comot from my yard. Which life? You no dey hear english for aftanun? am i stoppin anyone from givin their reasons abi isnt that the purpose of this thread. Abi u hear anoda person complain. Rabbish
E be like say u been chop undone beans.

lol,very funny poster,and i must say,quite ingenious,thumbs up

Mr Rambo:

IDOWUOGBO!! Who is like unto thee?

No one like Badosky!!! ogbeni rambo , ayato jo

Attaboy. Rambo, More. Ha!

MRbrownJAY i have a feeling you have worked in a cybercafe before or you dey do or don retire from Yahoo yahoo. "Hallo, i am Dr Brown Jay calling from the American Mini, " Shaarap dere! SCAM!

MzD@rkSkin. u are pretty but for my mind you black die! U like parole. U re tall.

Lord Reed: Chain smoker

tpia*: A funky way of tellin us your favorite drink- otapiapia

jason123. likes old school music. Ah 1, ah 2, ah 3 lets go!

netotse: You must be from Zaire

sistawoman: You are the oldest child and all your siblings call you 'sista'

fstranger1 -[size=18pt]female stranger[/size], forgotten stranger, first stranger, ? Strange. i can't figure u out. You are yoruba, lagbaja wanabe. Do you sing?

chamber2. At 68, he still hopes to be a laywer, one day

EzeUche. Very igbotic. Heavy accent. Answers d fone with "Eh, Hallo!?"

[COLOR=#0055BB]LMFAO! Joblessness of the HIGHEST order!!!! Those that I have quoted were the funniest of all! Esp. the one about BrownJay. LMAO!!!!!!![/COLOR]

opensecret:

You should put your thread in joke section cos your title is misleading. You simply spoilt all the names instead of letting people give their reasons for them. Na you sabi oh. It doesnt concern me.

otapiapia why it dey pain you?

ROTFLMAO!!! (i think i peed in my pants)

LoveKing:

otapiapia why it dey pain you?

I tire o. help me ask am.

ms Potato- joh o!
No tell anybody say i buy pampers for you o

Awwww. . . Mr Rambo. U are too sweet. Because of you and that 20 inches thick pampers, you have made alot of guys out there including Dbanj and the P Square brothers stare at me and ask me for ma numba! And even Lagbaja go remove his face mask for me ooo

even Lagbaja go remove his face mask for me ooo

when that one happen, call us, maybe when him see real Yansh him go even stop to wear that him cloths

The question is is he actually in love with a real yansh or with the diapers itself.

na wah ooo, which Naija man go love pampers nyansh na ehn? ask yourself.

Ms. Potato:

Awwww. . . Mr Rambo. U are too sweet. Because of you and that 20 inches thick pampers, you have made alot of guys out there including Dbanj and the P Square brothers stare at me and ask me for ma numba! And even Lagbaja go remove his face mask for me ooo

lol. I can imagine Lagbaja blowing that saxophone after ur nyansh and singing ~*my sweet porayro o , my sweet pohrayro~*.
Na wa o.

Joy, anything is possible.

Mr. Rambo, LOL! Nahhh, , , I only imagine him singing My Sweet potato. . . My sweet potato. . . . Than Dbanj come whack him up saying you stole part of ma song! And than Dbanj will bend down on his knees infront of me singing My Sweet Potato. . . I wanna tell u ma mind I wanna tell u ma mind ooo. . .

Mr. Rambo, LOL! Nahhh, , , I only imagine him singing My Sweet potato. . . My sweet potato. . . . Than Dbanj come whack him up saying you stole part of ma song! And than Dbanj will bend down on his knees infront of me singing My Sweet Potato. . . I wanna tell u ma mind I wanna tell u ma mind oo

lol